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One Direction (UK)'s album is only going in one direction. Straight into a bin..
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Mr_Coolio
A Year 8 from Bedfordshire; the only double-landlocked county in Great Britain!
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Stories by @Mr_Coolio (21)
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Who puts all those shopping trolleys in the river anyway?.
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A where ma keys, a where ma phone….
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Is it me or is my brother addicted to Call of Duty?.
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Ads
Why ITV, C4, Channel 5 must you show ads?.
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I am not an emo. There, I said it!.
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The Girl In The Corner
There's a girl in my class, she sits in the corner sometimes I talk to her, although I probably bore her.
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Romeo + Juliet
For all those people who think Romeo and Juliet is the greatest love story of all time: It's a relationship that lasts 3 days and 4 people die.
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Like my dad says; all kids films are based on 'Finding Nemo'. They get lost and have to go find each other again. He has seen it 11 times though..
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Chavs
What's the point of chavs. All they do is sit around doing nothing at school and wonder when they're an adult walking their massive Staffordshire Bull Terrier down the road why they haven't got a job.
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The Mad Cow Disease Joke
There are two cows standing in a field and one cow says to the other, "have you heard about the mad cow disease?" the other cow says "yeah. Luckily I'm not affected co's I'm a duck".
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IT'S RAINING SIDEWAYS!.
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No Followers
No followers : - (.
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We're in drought with a hosepipe ban and parts of Bedford are flooded. Why?.
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Formula 1
2010- holy moly no one can beat Sebastian Vettel 2011-I'm just fed up now 2012- Sebastian who?.
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Thank You!
Thanks to @unsuitableguy for being the first person to comment on any of my opusses!.
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Soppy Posts
Why do people post the soppiset things. In the recipe section someone posted a recipe for "friendship". Get a grip people..
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What's black and white and eats like a horse. A zebra - Peter Kay.
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Elmo
It's easy to mistake Elmo for an emo. I mean, he constantly refers to himself in the third person..
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Three Men On An Island
There were three men stuck on an island and one day a genie came and granted the men each one wish. The first man wished to be at home with his family. The second wished the same.
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That Rather Nice Painting
One day, I was walking down the road when I saw this rather nice painting in a shop window.
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