I have a dark side and trying not to bring it out in my writing. Sorry if I do it's just my dark side can be very ominous
Watching a hobbit high on sugar running down a hill in ill fitting flip flops is almost as much fun as being the hobbit running down the hill :P.
A stone alter with scarlet blood flowing down the stones. A small girl with long black hair in an old Victorian night dress standing with a sacrificial dagger in her hand.
'The opposite of Sparkle is Darkle'.
One day, many years after the Clinton scandal, Hillary is struck by a car and killed. Soon, Hillary finds herself at the gates of Heaven. She sees St.
Morris walks into Dr. Cohen's office and puts a note on the table in front of the doctor. The note reads, "I can't talk.
There's an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery.
There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys.
At the retreat, Jill and John are each told to write a sentence Using the words 'sex' and 'love'.
Some call it a glorified life, Others an amazing chance Whereas I call it not glory or an amazing chance but a gut-wrenching curse in a god forsaken excuse for an existence I am cursed to the night...
.(\_/) (='.'=) c(")_(") Not sure what to categorise this as.
Me just walking into a lesson near the end of it Teacher: where have you been. Me: what do u mean. Teacher: your late Me: am I?. Teacher: you've missed a whole period Me: ARE U TELLING ME IM...
Your slipping away underneath the murky waters of death. I never loved another and I will never love again. When I was angry I said I didn't love you but that was never true.
If you could be anyone what would you be. If you could be anything what would you be. I wouldn't be a bird though they have power and can soar high and low can they still process our thoughts.
Your hands slip over me and over my life. You gently crush it. I used to feel pain. now I feel nothing at all I am merely numb. Maybe this time they'll let me stay with you.
I started off as a nothing,. As a screwball. But then I learnt the tricks and secrets of the trade and I rose to the top so quickly it made my head spin. I was the top, everyone was below me.
Dark humour isn't ever bodies cup of liquified dead baby.
Secrets,. Secrets should be kept in the darkest corners of your heart and soul. You should never let them go. They hold the truth and the lies to all the worlds secrets. No matter what may happen.
A secret door, hidden behind metal chains which are tied so tight around it it is impossible to pull a chain.
I want to tell you, But I am bound to secrecy. I can not break that oath I must keep you safe and bury you in my heart.
Why do squirrels swim on their backs. To keep their nuts dry.
How can I tell you I love you. How can I explain what really happened.
How can I tell you I love you. How can I explain what really happened.
How can I tell you I love you. How can I explain what really happened.
Missing you is all I think about... Missing you is all I know... Missing you is all I have... I'm sorry I never meant to do what I did to you... Please... Forgive me... I love you and only you...