Lottery

NEmer • 9 followers

Poor old Bob never had much luck,
Had a low paid job - hardly earned a buck.
Did the lottery for a laugh
Won the lot, bought a giraffe
To be honest, he would have been much better off just buying a truck...

#limerick

How did you like this story?

Your feedback helps NEmer understand what's working

Similar Stories

@nikujagagirl

Fellow Opussians,

Fellow Opussians, I'm sorry to say, I don't feel like posting much today. I've tried with all my strength and might. But I can't think of anything good to write. I think I'll just watch anime..

36 words

@Georgiastar

Money

I was so happy to be given money, Yet when it's taken it's not so funny, My sister grins, My money she wins, All because I ate all the honey.

44 words

@guinieapiggies26

Joy

Joy is like a newborn baby. It can be unpredictable at times. You never know when joy will give you strength and happiness. There Is alot more joy can do. Joy....

31 words

@naaviie

Speak To Me

I wish you would just say, Forget all these games we play, Love me, that's all, Don't let me feel small, And then, once done, call it a day..

29 words

@MelchiorJ13

Shadow On The Wall

Shadow on the wall, Painted dark and tall, Blackened veil, Not a trail, When you come to fall..

18 words

@LeahLovesEC

Lava (Sorry Its Not That Good)

Lava goes up it goes down, Getting steamy as it goes around "I wonder.." began Claire, "Would it burn my hair?" As her hair turned brown.

26 words

@Oppsrev

Limerick

Courtesy of Harry Hill. There was an old man of Darjeeling Who boarded a bus bound for Ealing He saw on the door 'Please do not spit on the floor' So he stood up and spat on the ceiling..

39 words

@nikujagagirl

@yowwa

There once was a fella named yowwa. Who rocked Opuss with his awesome writing power. A loyal friend, will be there 'till the end. I know this sucks but please don't glower!.

32 words