I Think
If I was on the apprentice.. I wouldn't be a c*nt..
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NemoDore
I have nothing clever to say just yet.... Standby for hilarity.
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Remember....
It is mandatory to grow old.....but optional to grow up!.
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Spring!
I'm so excited, I wet my plants!.
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Captain Cabinet
Trapped in a cabinet. Can he get out. Will he get out. Course he will!!.
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Friday
Let's get involved!.
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Regrets....
Regret nothing!!. Even when you're being sick on your girlfriends windowsill due to a red wine overdose. Life's too short to worry about the small things....and yet she's still mad......
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Beware....Pollen
A friend once told me a sneeze was one seventh of an orgasm.... This does not bode well for my grandmothers hay-fever nor my sleep pattern while I ponder this..
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