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NotToShabby

I Am Strange. That is all you need to know.

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NotToShabby
2013-03-02T23:03:13

An awkward heart and a ugly face.

Warning: Lanuange There once was a girl with an awkward heart and a ugly face. And her life was shit. Her thoughts were overlooked, her confidence was fucked up.

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NotToShabby
2013-03-02T22:41:42

Miss Me?

I don't know if you know or care. But I wasn't here. Did you miss me dear?.

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NotToShabby
2013-03-02T22:37:27

Romantical Poem

Oink. Oink. Moo. Moo. I am not yet sick of you..

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NotToShabby
2013-03-02T22:34:51

She

Warning: Language She looked around, terrorfied. She had lost her thoughts. Her inspiration has been damaged. Her pride has been misplaced. Her ego shriveled. She had failed.

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NotToShabby
2013-02-11T04:49:19

NO! Bad saying! #2

No dude, you are in love with her. You would ALWAYS dream that she would settle for you..

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2013-02-11T04:46:46

NO! Bad saying! #1

White crayons aren't useless. Did you ever hear about black paper?.

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NotToShabby
2013-01-31T00:57:14

Fire

Fire is a weapon. It is hope. It is life. It is death. It burns. It cries. It heats. It saves. It steals. It haunts. It scares. It needs power. Fire is a colorful one.

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NotToShabby
2013-01-31T00:52:15

Hate or Love?

Ever have a book you hate too much to love, but love to much to hate?.

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NotToShabby
2013-01-28T05:49:54

Lives

I've realized, we all have lives, just some peeps don't have very exciting ones..

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NotToShabby
2013-01-27T20:33:14

Untitled

The kind of sad where you enjoy your tears. And you don't want to cheer up..

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NotToShabby
2013-01-25T15:24:26

Forget Love

Forget love, we should all go back to 'likelike'..

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NotToShabby
2013-01-23T00:01:48

Awesome Theory

"Because it is impossible, in the end, to protect yourself from ANYTHING- no matter how hard you tried- it is important to try as hard as you can to protect yourself from EVERYTHING"- Trenton Lee...

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NotToShabby
2013-01-06T23:26:28

Joy

Joy is overrated. So, let's be overjoyed..

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NotToShabby
2013-01-06T03:05:46

overdramactic

There are types of people who can't let you say sorry before they storm of and slam their door, you just have to wait until they decide to stop being mad at you.

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NotToShabby
2013-01-06T02:51:39

Trapped in a Box

Preface: You know those people. The ones that wear the white face paint and, black and white striped shirts. The ones who look mental since there seems to be a staircase in the middle of no...

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NotToShabby
2013-01-05T20:28:26

Mayday Parade

If you'll be the anchor that keeps my feet on the the ground I'll be the wings that keep your head in the clouds.

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NotToShabby
2013-01-04T23:37:48

I guess I loved you to death.

You killed my hope, when you tried to kill yourself. Now I'm a mess,I didn't wanna guess what you'd try next. You murdered my faith, my heart needs a doctor.

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NotToShabby
2013-01-04T08:24:29

Exchange with me thief

You steal my heart, I go crazy wishing you would give me yours..

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NotToShabby
2013-01-04T08:22:30

Something I'll Never Say

I don't think your stupid, but I like you too much not to insult you..

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NotToShabby
2013-01-02T09:58:14

Untitled

Okay, look at the cookie jar tardis thing on my profie picture. Awesome!.

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NotToShabby
2013-01-02T06:37:39

Dream

Dream. And live your life. Dreaming. And failing. So you can keep dreaming of finally winning..

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NotToShabby
2012-12-28T07:03:03

Hearts.

Hearts do not break. Hearts stop. Hearts speed. Hearts beat. Hearts keep you alive. And if you're not dead after someone broke your heart, your heart has not been broken. Your Love Has.

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NotToShabby
2012-12-27T08:12:55

A Sweet Little Line

Person #16: I can never thank you enough. Person#46: I know you can't, because thanking us once is already too much. -------- Hi. I don't know why I am still typing, 'Night..

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NotToShabby
2012-12-26T20:00:21

Lemons

When life gives you lemons, pretend you love them, thank life, and regift the lemons to a lemon loving llama..

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NotToShabby
2012-12-26T05:06:20

Life

There is really only 2 steps in life. 1.Live 2.Die.

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NotToShabby
2012-12-26T04:14:36

Weird

No one is good. No one is bad. We're all just weird..

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NotToShabby
2012-12-26T02:01

Keep Calm And...

Keep Calm and FRICKEN HATE DALEKS!.

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NotToShabby
2012-12-26T01:57:41

Losing Left Out

Some people probably think losing is the worst, but they don't know what it's like to stand by the sidelines, left out and unnoticed..

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NotToShabby
2012-12-26T01:45:31

Merry Christmas

Well...Merry Christmas. I got you the gift of me being here. Well...Bye!.

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NotToShabby
2012-12-26T01:41:46

One Man's

One man's trash is another man's only protection..

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NotToShabby
2012-12-22T04:15:51

A gun is a gun.

You won't win. Because a gun is a gun. And a bullet is a bullet. And getting the owner of the gun angry, is going to make you turn out dead. No matter how much you don't want to go..

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NotToShabby
2012-12-20T02:11:47

Door

A door locks, when you lock it. That is just what it does..

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NotToShabby
2012-12-19T21:02:16

Thinking

I should stop thinking, thinking has ruined my thinking..

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NotToShabby
2012-12-18T02:05:07

Rejection

You always set yourself up for rejection, but that doesn't mean no one's worth another try..

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NotToShabby
2012-12-17T03:38:55

Um…it's a song, I guess

Why Am I on opuss when nobody else is. I DON'T REALLY KNOW!.

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NotToShabby
2012-12-17T03:37:18

Highlight

The highlight of my life is watching Doctor Who on Netflix. And I admit that. Isn't that nice?.

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NotToShabby
2012-12-17T03:34:20

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NotToShabby
2012-12-17T03:08:37

Sadness hides reasoning to Sadness

Sometimes I'm too sad to notice why I'm sad..

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2012-12-17T03:00:16

:) The Sky And The Stars

The sky is the sky. And the stars are giant exploding forms of gas..

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NotToShabby
2012-12-15T20:08:12

Shut Up

Shut up and be merry. P.S. Shut up is not a bad word it is a phrase..

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NotToShabby
2012-12-15T20:02:38

Nothing

Nothing is a word that really means everything that is nothing, and yes, yes I did use the word I am defining in my definition..

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NotToShabby
2012-12-15T19:48:48

Run

Just…run..

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NotToShabby
2012-12-15T14:25:04

ADD TITLE

Don't you just love it when you win and then discover how badly you lost?.

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NotToShabby
2012-12-15T03:56:51

Tiles

Tiles are squares. In patterns. And shapes. The tiny tiles. In public bathrooms hurt my eyes. Because I can't stop making more patterns. And patterns are addicting, and just ANNOYING..

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NotToShabby
2012-12-15T03:51:58

Try

You can try to try what you want to try. But if you try too hard to try, you fail what you wanted to try..

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2012-12-15T03:50:52

Stuck

Sometimes people get stuck, and they need help to get out. But some people like to try to get out on their own, mostly because no one wants to help them..

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NotToShabby
2012-12-14T21:21:21

Stuff

Just so you know, sometimes it's worthless to waste your time, but usually that time wasn't worth a thing. A bunny hops. That's what it does some times okay. The happiness eats away the pain.

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NotToShabby
2012-12-14T04:09:11

Bad Mood

Not in a great mood. Someone please say something that might change that!.

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NotToShabby
2012-12-14T04:07:37

Sometimes

Sometimes, I might just want to spend time with my family without someone getting in my way..

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NotToShabby
2012-12-14T00:49:13

Impossible

Something are just impossible okay. But I try, even through it's no use..

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NotToShabby
2012-12-13T03:56:43

Do You?

Do you forget one so you can remember another?.

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NotToShabby
2012-12-13T03:46:05

Half

Half of your day you beg for it to stay the same. But the other half you need something to happen..

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NotToShabby
2012-12-13T03:41:54

Walls and doors

Walls trap thoughts. Walls trap hope. Walls trap your dreams. That's why we have doors. But when you need to trap yourself, you pretend there are no such thing as doors..

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NotToShabby
2012-12-12T05:16:32

Dissapointed

Things and people dissapoint me, but I don't show nor tell people if I am dissspointed.

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2012-12-12T00:27:38

Fear

Fear can stomp all over your dreams. So fear, fear, but never be feared..

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2012-12-12T00:25:34

Listen then cry.

Sometimes you just want to make people cry, so you know they listen to you. And then you cry, when you know they never again will..

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NotToShabby
2012-12-12T00:22:57

Chances

Everyone deserves a second chance, to chose whether or not to deserve a third chance..

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NotToShabby
2012-12-12T00:12:38

A story about eating muffins, and people.

Jake ate a muffin. The muffin's girlier best friend , and cupcake was outraged that her blueberry friend had been eaten. That cupcake ate Jake.

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NotToShabby
2012-12-11T23:46:08

I can't think of a title.

Things go wrong and you can't hide it. So, embrace it..

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NotToShabby
2012-12-11T05:02:36

Silence

Does the silence kill you. Or does it just beg you, to kill it?.

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NotToShabby
2012-12-10T02:04:45

Music

You know how sometimes music is to block people from you, in a way. Mine's also to cover up the sound around me. But it doesn't even work. That just leads to a massive headache..

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NotToShabby
2012-12-09T06:04:14

Listen

It doesn't matter if they judge you, as long as they listen..

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NotToShabby
2012-12-09T06:03:09

Words

Sometimes we don't need words and words are all we need..

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NotToShabby
2012-12-09T06:00:28

Time

I have a hard time begining things. And ending things. And following through with things. So, basically, I have a hard time genraly..

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NotToShabby
2012-12-09T05:57:46

Fishies

Sometimes There Are Too Many Fish in The Sea..

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NotToShabby
2012-12-09T01:51:55

People

Some people think there are different types of people. Good,Bad. Things like that. But I believe there is only one type of people: People..

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NotToShabby
2012-12-07T22:02:45

Fish Fingers and Custard

Fish Fingers and Custard. My Doctor approves..

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2012-12-07T04:38:13

:'(

I watched the angels take manhatten 2 hours ago. Still crying. :'(.

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NotToShabby
2012-12-06T22:39:24

Uhhhhh

.……………Yeah, I got nothing..

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NotToShabby
2012-12-06T07:11:06

Twitter

I was on Twitter. I am no longer on Twitter. You only have 70 something letters. Letters. Rawr..

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NotToShabby
2012-12-06T05:03:46

Crazy

I have become crazy, and I'm talking more crazy than usual..

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NotToShabby
2012-12-05T21:38:30

Dividing Fractions by turning it to a Multiplacation problem. Wow long title might as well make it longer. CAAAAAAKKKKKKKEER BAKKKKKERRRRR PATTTTY WACKKKKKEEEEERRRR.

Let the first stay the same. But turn the second's world around..

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NotToShabby
2012-12-05T21:34:13

Fail

Did the dishes. Sorta. It was kinda a…FAIL..

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NotToShabby
2012-12-05T21:05:53

-Me

If you lose them for a reason less then death, then they aren't friends. Or your really bad at hide and seek.-Me.

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2012-12-05T20:05:22

:|

annöying things. Yay!.

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NotToShabby
2012-12-05T16:28:51

Youtubers

Youtubers have taught me a vauluable lesson. "If you can't control your limbs, don't pretend to karate chop people.".

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2012-12-05T02:14:40

Monsters

Do you remember. Do you remember the monsters. The weird mummys the creepy robots. From when you were little. Don't you get those times. The times where all you do is remember.

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NotToShabby
2012-12-05T02:06:15

-Me

I have tally marks all over my arms. I'm SCARED!. - Me lover of Doctor Who.

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NotToShabby
2012-12-05T00:37:22

Last Christmas

You know the song ' Last Christmas' When it says ' Last Christmas I gave you my heart. But the very next day, you gave it away.

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NotToShabby
2012-12-04T23:58:29

ADDICTED TO YOUTUBE

That's it. I'm addicted to youtube. SO MANY YOUTUBE PEOPLE. Let me list: Smosh Charlieissocoollike Danisnotonfire AmazingPhil And I will probrably find another that I get addicted to soon..

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NotToShabby
2012-12-04T21:21:38

Talking With MYSELF

Had a conversasion with myself about invisible mermaids, and what they are prey to..

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2012-12-04T21:19:54

Lies

The only lies I make are too good to be true..

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NotToShabby
2012-12-04T05:13:47

Myself

Everyday, I try to fit in with myself. Everyday, I try to explain myself to myself. Everyday, I talk to myself, about myself. Everyday, I confuse myself.

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NotToShabby
2012-12-03T22:05:39

Giving Out Your Heart

Don't give your heart to someone that's not worth dying for. You are more specifically ripping out a vital organ and shoving it in their face as a gift..

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NotToShabby
2012-12-03T21:38:19

-Me

When you talk to yourself no one looks at you weird. Well…to your face.-Me.

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2012-12-03T21:34:47

Why?

Her bruised back changing from black to blue, like the night to day time sky. Her smile truely gone. Lost. Stolen from who made it drop. The happiness in her eyes, sourly has no trace. Broken down.

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NotToShabby
2012-12-03T07:05:50

Oblivious

Sometimes I wish for the chance to be oblivious. To not know. To not notice. Not notice what's going in around me. Because good things make great suprises. And I won't notice the bad..

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NotToShabby
2012-12-03T03:48:36

WONDER

Do you ever wonder what it would be like to be mauled by a trash can?.

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2012-12-03T03:44:38

-Me

When something is required, you'll see me do it last.-Me.

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2012-12-03T03:40:56

Nervous?

Nervous people must have strange diets. Think.... you got it..

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2012-12-03T03:32:24

Backstabber

You're a dirty backstabber. I caught you with your bloody dagger. Get your keys. We're going to the cemetery. My friend's dad's a grave digger. We'll get you nice and comfy.

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2012-11-29T21:19:21

Likeing

When you want to like someone while you like someone else. Because you think Someone Else doesn't like you while you daydream of that they do..

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2012-11-29T09:35:30

Three

The most important phrases are made of three words. I hate you. I love you. Wanna be friends. Be my girl. It's a boy. She is gone. I am broken. He's grown up. True loves kiss. Death's last wish.

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NotToShabby
2012-11-29T05:38:22

No Reason At All

I don't know how many times I have cried for no reason at all. I want to stop. But it's what gets me through..

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2012-11-29T04:44:06

Burrrrrn

Person: I DON'T WANNA. I DON'T WANNA. Me: You know I wanna. For you to shut up..

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2012-11-29T04:38:15

Is today yesterday or tomorrow?

Basically out of america, it is tommorow everywhere. But I guess for everyone out of america, it's only yesterday in america..

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NotToShabby
2012-11-29T04:29:19

Homework…Man!

Omg. I have homework. Oh well. I do it. At a time..

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2012-11-29T04:17:13

Umm... Yeah

When people say, for instance that they are 25 years young, it makes me think they negitive 25 years old.

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2012-11-29T03:36:24

Booksmarts gave me Streetsmarts.

I've learned things from reading. Things so simple. But things I would never thought of. Without a book. Without a dictionary. And the web. Now I bite my lip. Raise my eyebrows.

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2012-11-29T03:29:41

Tingles

I feel the tingles through me. I really do. Prickles of pleasure Head to toe. I know what it feels like. What it is. But I don't know what caused them..

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