Sign In

ObeseNinja

You should follow me, I have cookies. :)

14
Stories
61
Followers

Stories by @ObeseNinja (14)

ObeseNinja
ObeseNinja
2012-06-24T19:07:37

Untitled

I have returned..

0 0 3 words
ObeseNinja
ObeseNinja
2012-04-21T11:30:40

Untitled

Converse, chinos, belt, John devin shirt. I'm ready...

4 0 8 words
ObeseNinja
ObeseNinja
2012-04-19T21:47:49

Drugs

They say drugs are bad for you, but I beg to differ, because this girl is the only drug I'll ever need. Now and forever..

8 5 25 words
ObeseNinja
ObeseNinja
2012-04-18T21:59:41

Blog..?

I'm in bed. Cool beans.

10 0 70 words
ObeseNinja
ObeseNinja
2012-04-14T20:36:49

Life

The only job where you start at the top is when you start digging a hole..

2 0 16 words
ObeseNinja
ObeseNinja
2012-04-14T15:43:24

Relentless

Chaz got up, Fuck, blood on my shirt. Getting his bearings, the hole in his head starte to shrink. Chaz winced. It Hurt more every time. Cursing, he realized how stupid he had been.

2 11 59 words
ObeseNinja
ObeseNinja
2012-04-14T15:15:03

Attempt At Prologue?

Funny, how life can just end. It doesn't have credits, no funny camera angles. It just stops. Just like the bullet did as it struck Chaz in the face. The blood jumped from his head, abandoning ship.

4 8 73 words
ObeseNinja
ObeseNinja
2012-04-14T13:26:43

Story?

Everyone around me seems to be writing stories, shall I. It seems to be what opuss is all about, any ideas guys. X.

2 3 23 words
ObeseNinja
ObeseNinja
2012-04-13T09:12:28

We Can Be Bff's!

Love seeing someones profile, and seeing that I'm the first person they followed. Aaah , the greatest feeling. Feel like I should take them under my wing, and teach the ways of the force..

8 3 34 words
ObeseNinja
ObeseNinja
2012-04-12T22:55:54

Goodnight

I have to go now friends, Au Revoir. -witty dreams quote-.

2 0 11 words
ObeseNinja
ObeseNinja
2012-04-12T22:19

Women Are Awesome

You know everything your doing I'm doing in heels. - Tina Fey .

2 0 13 words
ObeseNinja
ObeseNinja
2012-04-12T17:17:12

Religion

A famous atheist once said, religion is for people afraid of the dark. A Christian replied, atheism is for people scared of the dark :3.

8 4 25 words
ObeseNinja
ObeseNinja
2012-04-09T12:42:01

Bitchiness.

Maybe you should eat some of that lipstick to make you pretty inside (:.

12 0 14 words
ObeseNinja
ObeseNinja
2012-04-08T21:21:36

Optimism

I have not failed, I have simply found 1000 ways that don't work..

20 2 13 words