Do you farm discombobulated chickens for the co-op? Kik has changed it's now GandalfsEyes
They throw insults at each other. Each sounding like the others mother. Soon though I fear it will come to blows. Over silly things like buttons and bows. I wish to give sjw some info.
What's the point in beig in heavan if your surrounded by little children.
Your soothing touch upon my lips so dry. It cools me and makes me moist and high. Your a little box of secrets so hard to open. I have to twist and prize just to make you loosen.
Outside of first and does my bum look big in this @leelee101 @Tiia. Your inside choosing your clothes. While I'm outside killing your foes. Lee thinks he's so very fast.
(No offence @sjw). Is 24 likes all it takes to get to the top. You used to have to get atleast 40 or stop. Have people become harder to impress. This really is a horrible mess.
Artillery blitzed the enemy all night. Over one million shells it was quite a fright. Us Tommys aimed to blow up their barbed wire. For as a prospect to us it was rather dire.
On the Somme so many people died. Machine gunned to pieces as they tried. To get to the German front line. They died cause of one pain in the behind. A stupid leader who ordered them to walk not run.
I was there when he died. The vet pushed the plunger and it was all over. Seven years of a special bond broken in a moment. Your body slumped awkward in my arms.
Take an apple, take a pear, take a hint of lime. I think we should proceed for this is the time. To create, to imagine to mix and match. Give it hands to hold and hands to catch.
Wouldn't it be funny if life didn't end. Wouldn't it be funny if wounds didn't mend. Wouldn't it be funny if people lived forever. Wouldn't it be funny if forever was never.
There's a place. Somewhere in life. Somewhere in space. Where there's no strife. No pain or hate. It's full of cheer. It's never late. Never a leer. This place is the last thing you'll see.
Plans have changed. They've gone deranged. Instead of staying here the week. We're going somewhere else to sleep. Somewhere with no Internet. Almost certainly I will bet.
Dont you just hate dog poo. Especially when it's on your shoe. Or when you have to clean it up. It's warm and fresh out of the pup. You have to scoop it up in a bag.
#youngwritershousehold. I sit down at my calendar. My very special calendar. My one and only gave it to me. She gave it to me when she set me free. She whispered a sentence in my ear.
Pace yourself all the teachers say. But I don't listen I'm going my way. I start out fast and get even faster. When it comes to sprinting I'm the master. I see the final streatch up ahead.
Hey guys I managed to get wifi in the harbour I'm currently staying in. I want you all to know that I'm coping with having no Internet. Just.
Thank you to you all from @eyes5IB. to @HeatherAnne and @naaviie. From the bottom of my heart I thank yee. Thanks @overskill and @misslittleDHP. for helping me get where I am.
Goodbye my fellow Opunauts. Try not to feel to distraught. But I'm going away again. I know last time it was a pain. But this one is for three weeks atleast. Im gonna miss my Opuss feast.
I was having a shower when something struck me, the meaning of life. It's to live..
Josh looked around at the other survivors. They looked back at him, eyes searching for any sign of hope. He stood up.
#household. It's early in the morning and I'm making tea. Out the window I look and up in my tree. It's those damn sheep having a laugh. I see one about to drop my most prized bath.
The soft carpet crushed under my military boots. The muffle echoing off the walls. I tread lighter. Up ahead there's an air vent. It's open, hanging off its hinges. Swinging expectantly.
I hate advertisements theyre so annoying they just get in the way and frustrate. Which is why I'm going to advertise now. YouTube. GandalfsEyes. Minecraft. Me. Timelapse. Real time..
All you that in the condemned hole do lie, Prepare you for tomorrow you shall die; Watch all and pray: the hour is drawing near That you before the Almighty must appear; Examine well yourselves...
Flatland is a wierd two D place. Where nothing sticks out in z space. I am a circle so round and fine. You could be a square with a very nice line. Or maybe a pentagon looking house like.
I know of a place. That deep in the night. Becomes dark as space. It gives me a fright. It's where werewolves crawl. And vampires creep. Where bogey men drawl. And Frankenstein sleeps.
In my draw there lives a goblet. It's useless because it dissolves when wet. I hid it away in a dry corner. Like an obnoxious hoarder. It will never come out of its cage.
Hey guys I'm gonna make this short. I'm writing the second war, I need people to help.
Sorry my friend for all the wrongs I do. Sorry my friend for all the times I hurt you. Sorry my friend for being an arse. Sorry my friend for going to far. Sorry my friend for when I don't understand.
"And I don't even know where to start, how do I choose between my head and heart." Easy, a good ol game of Russian Rulett.
I look out my window every day. I look out my window each way. I look out my window up and down the street. I look out my window looking for sheep. Those nasty buggers. Those grassy chuggers.
I'm just that guy who gave you a pen. I'm just that guy who's given you ten. I'm just that guy who you dont need to thank. I'm just that guy who you treat like a plank.
In the deep dark chapel there lived a strange creature A bizar and cookoo and crazy thing This creature so mad was the bonkers insane preacher He could preach and shout and sing.
I love the winter when it's cold and dark. My imagination creates the story spark. The words flow from mind to page. Like the spells that flow from a Mage. I dream of things so cool and great.
What pisses me off is the rule of emotions. They're such feeble and demeaning notions. Mostly theyre just anger and pain. Sometimes it's just sadness and blame.
You cannot truly be with yourself unless you are completely at peace and alone..
#100days I love to hate the dark and I hate to hate the dark but I hate to love loving the dark because it conflicts with my earlier statement (??.
#100days Light.... I love the light, especially when it's reflecting off my luminous yellow hoodie. Other than that I don't really like it, it's one of those things I need but don't want.
#100days Love is a tricky one, I've only ever felt it once properly and even then it wasn't really properly.
#100days. About me. I'm 12. I'm average hight. I'm slightly chubby. I'm slightly autistic. I have SID. I'm pretty ordinary but at the same time. I'm crazy. I'm mad.
Sometimes I wish I could hibernate till the world has sorted out its problems. Sometimes I wish I could hibernate until the world was free of lib dens.
If you don't like swearing then don't turn the page ;) Josh out.
For @madhatter. There's nothing wrong with being gay. If you are then don't have it any other way. I'm not gay but I have no problem with it. If people tell you it's wrong their just a git.
I'm unique I don't care what you say Call me crazy high or stupid I'm unique I'm different every day Call me fugly and shy I'm no Cupid I'm unique and you can't tell me other wise Call me dumb ass or...
You say your not gonna fight cause no one will fight for you You say there's not enough love and no one to give it to Inspiring lyrics by Linkin Park also a great tune..
I hate it when I get in fights. All my friends assume I love it. I hate it when people under estimate me. Something thats not hard to do. I hate it when people insult my friends.
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Can the world be a better place. Could it have a prettier face. Does religion help or hinder. Does ginger taste like ginger. Is the colour red really red. Are dead people really dead.
The woods were dark and dank. Huge pine trees speared into the air everywhere you looked. The floor was coated in spiky pine needles making it uncomfy to sit or lie on.
Hey guys it's me, I'm back You've probrably all forgotten me I have a new comfy sleeping sack I slept in a hammock in between two trees I started fires in the rain I made s'mores and ate uncooked...
:( feeble attempts at making conversation with a rabbit :(.
Goodbye my fellow writers My fellow baddy smiters I'm going away for te weekend In this time I hope my soul to mend I'm going to be living in a wood A little like the great robin hood I hope that...
For @sjw. When I look at the world around me. All I see is sadness and hate, no beauty. When I look up at the stars into space. All I see is balls of fire devoid of grace.
I went shopping today for the first time!!!. Letting me have free reign wasn't a good idea.
The Anonymoose is the strangest of beasts. Of which even the chameleon it defeats. It has antlers like trees. But the frailest knees. It's hooves are like steel. It rarely needs a meal.
Screamo vs bunny rabbits Of that they shouldnt make a habbit Fighting to the death In an arena soaked in meth The screamo screamed and the bunny bunnied If you watch it on TV it will be sugar coated,...
Tuesday, week 2: Science The door swung inwards slowly. On the other end a man with a face like a mastiff greeted everyone in. Josh walked over to his seat.
It's easy to say "I love you" It's not hard to think it too But how often is that thought true Not just a thought that's lied.
This is a song I'm working on, sorry that you don't get the full effect because it's hard to get a tune across through Opuss. When it's done I'll put it on YouTube for those who want to hear it.
Once upon a time, Earth was fine. No pollution, No unfair distribution. No sadness and sorry, No dreading tommorow. Before the human race, There was so much space.
For @Naaviie I'm sorry :( There before Saaci was a dragon. A beautiful dragon of ebony hide. It's scales were dull but they gave off a warm glow of illumination.
People's of the earth and it's environs. I have proved the invention of the lightbulb wrong. The invention of guns wrong. The invention of the wheel wrong. All inventions are wrong, void, useless.
For @Naaviie Zoe I creep upstairs, wondering if he's touched anything. The door to my room is ajar. I push it open. "Fuck." I exclaim loudly. My beds a mess. Sheets torn and yellowed.
For @Jamtots The world generates around me. Mountains, deserts, forests they all load before my eyes. The floor materialises under my feet, firm grassy floor.
My cold has gone completely, But it's left me tired and sleepy. It's a thing of the past, I hope it's absence lasts. I should get back to writing, Bring back dragons, armies, lightning.
With the weather getter wetter, My cold is getting better. I'm not quite 100 percent, But I'm over halfway ment. Thanks for all The kindness, It was very thoughtful minded.
Oh fuck, Calamity has struck. Stay still, I've fallen I'll. Sorry if I don't write, It wouldnt reach it's normal hight. I'm struggling to focus, On anything but hocus pocus.
"For God loved the world so much he gave his one and only son so that all who believe might not die but have eternal life." If I had a son I'd give him for a bar of dairy milk.
Don't even try an repost your own Opusses, it only ends in sadness.
For @Naaviie us usual some of the names were thanks to her. Zoe The woman walked deliberately and confidently towards the tall dark mansion. The howls began when she walked through an inferred beam.
For @Naaviie The tall man strolled down the narrow, winding path. Gravestones past be on either side. He was cloaked in shadows. The very darkness of the graveyard surrounded him.
(Verse1) Tommorow never comes No matter how hard you wait Even after many suns It's forever a closed gate Tommorow never comes :( (verse2) If you wast your weeks away Dreaming of another...
Today I did something a fat social reject like me should never even hope to achieve. 1) I did the 100metres in 13.73 seconds. 2) I did the 800 metres in 2.95 minuites.
The last weetabix in the pack is never worth the effort. There's all the crumbs that fall out. Then you have to sweep them onto the floor. Then curse and sweep them into the bin.
@overskill Zeus stood there. Before my eyes. My face hardened. This was it, the moment I'd been waiting for. Training for. I draw my wakizashi, eyes shooting daggers at the god before me.
For @overskill a dedicated follower. I stare at the enterance to the maze. Once I enter, I may never leave. I gulp. Then square my shoulders and enter. It's dark.
"Holy shi......" My mouth fills with water. I choke. Swimming against the flow. Struggle to get air. @Seamonster is too strong. I go with the tide. Washing away. I see a ghost along side me.
I'm really tired right now so sorry if this isn't up to scratch. I said I wouldn't write anything but I descided I might be able to squeeze out a short. Sun. Smiling for all to see. Radiant....
Together we run. She keeps up with ease. More than I expected. I'm beginning to like her. Always positive. Well, nearly always. I hold up my hand.
I love Apple and I'm sure you do too, There shiny and lovely whether there old or new. There's the IPod it's the most primitive, Compared to other Apple its bad but other stuff it's the buiz.
I leapt across the styx, leering at its feebleness. I had simply made my anchor to mortality a lock of my jet black hair.
For @Naaviie and @MrAlex Working with you made me smile, A very special smile, it stretched a mile. It was a flat one like every one of mine, It was flat but it was special, oh it did shine.
For @Naaviie sorry it took so long 2070 July 25: (MYBDAY) Arival Saaci sat in the chopper. Nine other people accompanied him.
With thanks to @MrAlex @Naaviie and @Eyes5IB check out there perspectives. I held up my fist then looked round the corner, my eyes scrutinised the shadows, trying to detect life. I saw none.
And then...
For @naaviie and @Eyes5IB 2012 September 1: Apocalypse The world burned. Satan reigned.
2070 January 15: Hospital A crack of light shone through Saaci's tightly shut eyelids. He attempted to bat away the light source, but found his arms were trapped, held down by bindings.
Hiag reached up. One hand over the other. Keep the rythem going. Three limbs on the rock face at any one time. His arms began to strain. Blood pounding, veins pumping. Arms on fire.
She stands tall and bright, like a sliver of moon light. Her hair is long and fair. Her celestial dress adorned with pearls gleaming in the night.
Today it struck me, something so horrible, so stereotypical. As far as I am aware there are no books with dragons starring in them that are set in the present day (I apologise if this is wrong).
Far far away the Glitch monster lay, I sure hope he stays that way. As far far away, He can't stop me play. Whenever he's hungry, I'm sure you'll agree.
What is time, A build up of grime. Layers of dirt and mould, Growing stagnant and old. It may be to your dismay, To learn that all things decay. Is that Time. What is time, The collection of dime(s).
For Jade Fire. Burning everywhere. Heat so intense it hurt to think about. That same deep monotonous laugh. The voices, tortured souls whispering, always whispering.
For Jade Falling had always been her favorite part. The sensation of nothing rushing past her. Her hair suspended in zero gravity. The usual sadness hit her as the fall ended. Why did it end.
Torchlight shining in the night, shining sharp and shining bright. Piercing to the edge of sight, Illuminates the birds in flight.
The teeth dug tighter. Hiag struggled to breath. Sparks danced around his eyes. The world turned sepia. Blacking out. Suddenly the pressure vanished. The wolves began to edge away.
Theres always a bigger fish. Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn I know this isn't really a very good quote to start off with but it was one of my favorites growing up..
Sorry that this chapter is short, I felt it nesacery in order to keep up the suspense. On the up side Chapter 4 will be released sooner. Yayyyy!!. Enjoy.
I am a hypocrite. I'm not going to lie. I am so hypocritical all the time. So just remeber, no one is perfect. No matter how irritating people can be show them respect.
Hey guys (and girls) I realised today that I have written all these made up words but I can't pronounce them myself. I will update this regularly as my vocabulary expands.