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OllieBoyne
OllieBoyne
2012-08-23T00:43:33

I Need Your Help!

Hello all. Like iOS apps. Then check out indiegogo.com/goldenbow A great new game , The Golden Bow, is in production, and needs your help to make it possible.

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OllieBoyne
2012-06-17T20:38:45

World Record

Hi, A few friends and I are trying to break a new world record, and we want you to help. Please search world record most comments on Facebook today to help. Thanks.

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OllieBoyne
2012-06-01T07:03:15

Sparky #1 - Sparky In The Parky

Of all of the dogs, Both large and small, You’d expect at least one to be strange, But Old Sparky, The mighty, The barky, Did not fit in with the range.

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OllieBoyne
2012-06-01T06:47:21

Bad Pun Of The Day

Billy was throwing his sharpener around in geometry class the other day, until Miss Smith confiscated it. It was a weapon of math disruption!.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-31T22:34:02

Frequency

Just thought I'd let you know, I have some dates which will affect my Opuss frequency: W/c 4th June: I am on half term.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-31T07:56:29

End

How do we know that things will ever end. How do we know that when we think things will end... And that things will ever cease to be. That once we think it is all over, it won't finish.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-31T07:32:08

Double Meaning

I hate you, And don't you ever think that I respect you. "I would be somebody", You were dead wrong, If you thought I'd never amount to anything, You've got it spot on.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-31T07:25:34

Bad Pun Of The Day

Hipster Air Conditioner: "I was cool before it was cool".

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-30T18:52:26

Sad Face

I know ranks don't matter that much, but I've dropped from 1st to 6th in two days. I'm starting to feel like my work is becoming less and less good....

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-30T07:14:33

Infinity

Just like to share my thoughts, and sum them up quickly: I believe that if infinity exists, God may not, and vice versa. One is needed, yet they could both be each other..

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-29T17:00:15

Liking

I have noticed that my Opusses don't get nearly as many likes as many other people's and as I used to. Is this because people don't like my work anymore as much.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-29T07:53:45

Sexuality

I know that this is a huge area of both debate and uncertainty, so I thought I'd give my two cents on sexuality, and homosexuality. Now, if you are gay, there should be no issue.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-29T06:14:13

Chance

Probability that your USB stick will go in correctly the first try: 50% The percentage of the time that it actually does: 0.1%.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-28T10:02:36

Doubling

I'm not sure why I'm doing this, but I'm going to double numbers for as far as I can in my head, and write them down.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-28T09:55:06

Kaput

Zero. End. Zilcho. Endgame. Final. Finale. Closed. Terminated. Concluded. Put it whatever way you want, it's coming, and quicker than you know it.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-28T09:50:36

Why? - #5 - Answers

All I want to know is why. Never ending questions. Shoot around my head. Wiggle into my thoughts. Eat at my dreams. Reality dawns on me. So slowly, and questions never leave.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-28T02:11:44

The Square Ball

I once heard of an object, Oh so peculiar, That did not decide to be round. Now, being a ball, This was quite strange and all, And my questions began to mound.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-28T02:11:20

Bad Pun Of The Day

I recently watched a comedy about areas of ground that are smoothly raised. It was hill-arious!.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-27T09:33:55

You Choose!

I would like to release a poem tomorrow, and I will give you some choices: 1) Why - #4 2) The Dark Passenger - #2 3) A Sunny Day 4) The Flying Dog 5) A random poem Please put the numbers in the...

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-27T09:07:57

A Question For You

If someone thinks of an idea, from their own imagination, which had already been thought of an used by someone else, but they didn't know it, is the idea 'original'.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-27T08:42:47

Face

Faaaaaaaaacccccceeeeeee I know what you're thinking: Why the long face?.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-27T08:42:21

Yourself

If you take the you out of yourself, you are left with ourself (ar-self). So think: Next time that you want to make yourself happy, don't just think about the you. Helping others is worth it.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-26T11:09:46

Sorry

Wow, you have apologised. Suddenly everything that you have done is OK. The ways that you have hurt me. The things that you have said. The ways you have treated me.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-26T11:06:02

Two Old Men

Two old men are talking: Jim: I'm full of aches and pains. How do you feel. Bob: Like a newborn baby. Jim: Why. Bob: No hair, no teeth, and I just did a poo in my own pants!.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-26T09:53:48

Beware Of The Lair - #2

Darkness. I had never liked it, and this place was filled to the brim with it. Upon lighting my torch, I was relieved to see some of the church after the blackness that had previously been there.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-26T09:50:53

Flying

I have the most amazing superpower. I can fly. I can only fly a small bit in the air, and some people tell me it is just 'jumping'. I guess they don't know a good superpower when they see one..

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-23T06:54:55

Calculator

Half of my calculator broke off the other day. On the plus side, it still works..

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-23T06:52:22

Notice

Sorry guys, I am on a two day expedition starting in a few hours :( my posts will continue Thursday night though. Stay tuned :).

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-23T06:20:43

Beware Of The Lair - #1

Death. It changes people. It changed me. It can force people to attempt wild things in the name of hope.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-22T06:47:42

A Nightmare World

Perfection. Something that is often deemed impossible by the everyday man, yet here I was. Warm sunshine bouncing off the gleaming pavement, as people pass by.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-21T06:32:27

The Dark Passenger

Lurking in the murky depths of my mind, he waits. Praying on my weaknesses, causing my bad traits.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-20T09:45:30

Ballad - The Train Crash

The station, beautiful and clean, On that cold winter night, The couple, as happy as could be. The snow above so white.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-20T09:38:26

Rhyming

I don't think that poems always have to rhyme, Because I was looking at my watch and noticed the nice colour, Sped downstairs and opened a book, When the whole house suddenly vibrated, But anyway, I...

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-20T09:31:28

All

How do we know that everything is real. That the burning sun, the centre of our solar system, even exists. That the emotions we experience, the passions that we feel, aren't just lies.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-18T20:11:49

Inspiration

I was thinking about this before. Is true inspiration actually possible. Isn't everything just a mixture of existing ideas. Please leave your thoughts on this in the comments :).

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-16T23:26

Apologies

Due to changes in schedules and basis for the Opusses, I will not post until tomorrow night, at the earliest. I apologise for any inconvenience, but hopefully my posts will soon be more regular..

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-15T23:00:15

The Broken Heart - #8

The loud humming pierced through the silent air as I turned the key. Off I was, headed in pursuit of the first lead, Cutoff Place. Street after street passed by, and I began to think.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-15T22:01:28

Bound

Do you ever feel like you are too 'bound' by the shackles of life that you cannot do what you want. That you are not an individual. That you are not free. It is inevitable; it is the truth..

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-15T16:29:07

News Series Alert

That is, if you are up for it. I wanted to start a new string of Opusses, teaching you all things. Mainly helping those of you at school with maths and science.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-15T06:42:09

The Broken Heart - #7

The Kitchen. After all, Alex Rogers was found with cuts on his body. I scrambled into the room. cream marble walls crept down from the ceiling, meeting nicely at the heated, tiled floor.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-15T06:30:34

200 Opusses Later - An Ode To Opuss

Ideas. Small bits of inspiring information, often lost in the depths of the brain. I once kept all these ideas bottled up, locked inside me, constantly pestering at my brain. Then I found Opuss.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-14T23:33:20

Opinions

I recently saw someone who, instead of uploading parts of a story at certain times, would have the next parts 'unlocked', by the amounts of likes on the last parts.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-14T06:48:36

Apology

I am extremely sorry for the lack of Opusses in the past few days. I have been very busy. I will start uploading loads as soon as I can. :).

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-14T06:46:39

Why #3 - Change

Why change. Why now. Why do I have to stop what I am doing, and make a difference. Is it that important. Will it damage me. Will it benefit me. Will I even notice. Why would I bother.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-11T07:00:20

Living

You are in this world. Yes, you can use science to prove that nothing you do technically matters, because the universe will end anyway.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-10T06:50:42

Together

Sometimes arguments are person against person. Sometimes sport causes an argument to be town against town. Differences in culture can pit county against county.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-09T17:52:25

Troubleshooting

Anyone know how to change the twitter account your Opuss account is linked to?.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-09T07:15:04

Reminiscing

How the alphabet was sung when I was young: A B C D E F G H I J K ELEMENO P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-09T07:14:04

Fact

This fact made my day: 'Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world, there is a duck watching you.'.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-08T23:05:06

Twitter

Hi. I am currently on 14 followers on twitter. My challenge for you: get that up as high as possible.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-08T06:23:25

Bad Pun Of The Day

I have been stalking this plant for days now....

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-08T06:21:34

School- Part II

The teachers at school were fun. I built a very good relationship with the D&T teacher. The French teacher followed all the clichés, but I don't think I learnt a single word.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-07T23:41:37

The Broken Heart - #6

The murder weapon. The voice said I could find it, I had no time to waste. Hastily, I raced my mind through the options I had. So many choices. I have to use logic, I thought to myself.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-07T21:44:17

My Tale Of Woe

If you have read the series and enjoyed it, or otherwise, be sure to check it out on Amazon. Read all 5,000 words (it's more than that) of amazingness. Search My Tale of Woe on the kindle store today.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-07T15:06:22

News - Uploads

I have nearly reached 200 Opusses. I will upload specials for that soon. Just wanted to let you know what I have in store for the next few days. Here are some of the things: The Broken Heart #6 Why.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-07T15:03:16

News - Books

Hi guys, how's it going.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-07T11:11:57

Ft.

Who is Feat.. He seems to be in every song now....

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-07T06:20:29

School

School was fun. I learnt history so long ago, I can barely remember it. I can't even count the amount of times I got bored in Maths.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-06T10:53:52

School

Im so happie i went too public Skool.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-06T10:30:58

The Broken Heart - #5

I knew what I had to ask. Picking up the phone again, I re-dialled the number. Again, the ringing noise... "Hello again, Hudson, I assume you have your question?" The deep voice bellowed down the...

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-05T16:46:36

CoNfUsEd

?sdrawkcab epyt elpoep nehw ti etah uoy t'noD.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-05T10:40:48

Sharing

If sharing is a very kind thing to do, is it wrong to share alcohol with children?.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-05T10:33:32

Worrying

Worrying is healthy, but too much is dangerous..

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-05T08:19:45

Bad Pun Of The Day

The police have found out who was responsible for the robberies at the local fish mongers - But I'm not sure if they've flound her yet..

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-04T07:18

Bad Pun Of The Day

If you are surrounded by a giant pool of pee, urine serious trouble..

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-04T06:04:25

Allergies

I'm allergic to tension - The suspense is killing me..

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-03T22:34:41

My Tale Of Woe - #2

Like if you want to see more. "Everything went black..." I slowly opened my eyes, and painfully tilted my head to look around. Wood everywhere. I was lying on a pile of straw, Lubber at my side.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-03T20:59:29

Why? #2 - Why Bother?

Why try. Why buy. Why deny. Why rely. Why not sigh, cry and die. Why think. Why blink. Why wink. Why link. Why not drink, slink and stink. Why hope. Why cope. Why grope. Why mope.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-03T07:39:21

Votes

Don't mean to be forceful, but please vote on Broken Hearts #4. Sorry about lateness of it, but still got it up yesterday. :).

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-02T23:46:54

The Broken Heart - #4

I grabbed out my mobile, my hand trembling. What could be on the other end of the line. I could hear my own heartbeat pound and pound, as the phone started to ring. I froze.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-02T07:03:09

Unique

You are unique, just like everybody else!.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-02T07:01:59

Change

If you don't like change, don't change what you like..

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-01T18:14:31

My Tale Of Woe - #1

Like if you want to see more. I remember it like it was yesterday. The endless sea, swaying to and fro. The stench of rotten fish. The sound of seagulls drifting in the air.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-01T07:06:09

Footprints In The Sand

Footprints in the sand, fading into dust. Missiles overhead, snipers take their aim; Blindly scrabbling for help, who to trust. After this, life would never be the same.

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-01T06:32:34

Dyslexia

"I put the 'sexy' in Dyslexia".

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OllieBoyne
2012-05-01T06:31:41

Shadows

Enough light can make the dark shadow disappear. After too much light, some shade is always nice, to cool down..

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OllieBoyne
2012-04-30T23:39:11

The Broken Heart - #3

"So, what we got on the victim?" I inquired, eager to get a grip on the case "32 years old. His name is Alex Rogers. Works as a librarian. Perfect record, never done anything against the law.

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OllieBoyne
2012-04-30T23:22:51

Sorry

Sorry about the 'Broken Hearts' Delay, will be getting it up as soon as possible. In return, the next part will be super awesome :).

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OllieBoyne
2012-04-30T16:18:38

Observation

Just noticed how stupid many expressions sound. The one I noticed today was 'Hearing Things'..

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OllieBoyne
2012-04-30T06:18:48

Changing Times

10,000 B.C: It was reasonable to pay someone food to get them to lift some heavy rocks for you. However, it is ridiculous for them to pay you so that they could lift the rocks themselves.

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OllieBoyne
2012-04-29T23:25:19

The Broken Heart - #2

Off we went, hunting down the scene of the murder. As we sped past road after road, my heart was thumping. I knew that this case was going to be big.

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OllieBoyne
2012-04-29T20:50:22

The Avengers

I don't normally review films, but this was too good to not talk about. The Avengers is the best film I have seen for a while.

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OllieBoyne
2012-04-29T10:14:52

Team

There's no 'I' in Team, but there's a 'Me' in Awesome. ;).

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OllieBoyne
2012-04-29T10:14:04

Smile

Just smile. Whatever mood you are in, just smile, and see what a difference it makes. :).

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OllieBoyne
2012-04-29T08:40:05

Bragging

"I don't like to brag, but I'm an excellent gloater.".

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OllieBoyne
2012-04-29T08:30:06

Just Maybe...

Due to amazing weather, my expedition has been cancelled. So, unless it starts later, expect some opusses today..

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OllieBoyne
2012-04-29T07:09:49

Work

"I got to work from home today,Which was really bad because I'm a Fireman.".

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OllieBoyne
2012-04-29T00:31:09

Look

If you look before you leap, your nerves may get the best of you..

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OllieBoyne
2012-04-29T00:30:27

Balance

We all want to be unique and stand out, yet, when danger strikes, we all hide in a group..

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OllieBoyne
2012-04-29T00:14:03

Always Open

Just wanted to let you all know that if you ever need advice for a story on Opuss or want some helps with an idea, I'm always happy to give advice.

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OllieBoyne
2012-04-28T23:44:08

The Broken Heart - #1

Just another day. That’s how all strange things start, I guess. Just lazing about on the office chair, half-dazed, scanning through data of old cases on my computer screen.

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OllieBoyne
2012-04-28T23:22:47

Sorry

I am very sorry for the lack of activity in the past few days, I have been extremely preoccupied. I am also taking an expedition tomorrow and Monday, so post may be scarce until Tuesday.

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OllieBoyne
2012-04-26T06:32:10

Us

Many people feel weak and small, as they are just one in over 7 billion. Many people feel useless because the universe is so much bigger than we are, and we are as if a grain of sand.

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OllieBoyne
2012-04-26T06:31:09

Tea

"Tea is for mugs.".

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OllieBoyne
2012-04-25T21:50:05

Vote Version 2

Final vote for the name, please leave the corresponding number of the name you like in the comments, and nothing else: 1. Moore 2. Hudson 3. Holmes 4. Smith 5. Hawks (John Hawks) 6.

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OllieBoyne
2012-04-25T21:27:53

Name

Still need to finalise on a name for the detective, please leave name suggestions in comments..

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OllieBoyne
2012-04-25T21:06:33

I Need You!

Ok, so I have decided to go forward with the detective story.

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OllieBoyne
2012-04-25T20:31:56

Idea

What do you think about a detective story (on Opuss) that I will post in parts, each with a decision at the end.

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OllieBoyne
2012-04-25T20:08:54

News

Coming soon... Tomorrows planned Opusses: The elevator effect, expanded (sorry about the delay) Coping with our existence.

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OllieBoyne
2012-04-25T13:59:41

Reverse Psychology

If you tell someone to do something, knowing that they will not do it, you can use reverse psychology.

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