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PatrickAlessi

A creative man with silly ideas. Expect quotes for men and jokes about women.

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PatrickAlessi
PatrickAlessi
2012-04-21T13:33

Life Is A Dream

Life is like a dream /: You never know what is going to happen next, half of it does not make sense and people can change faces. But everything is allways okay when it is all over.

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PatrickAlessi
PatrickAlessi
2012-04-19T21:25:49

Man #04

I kiss and I do not tell..

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PatrickAlessi
PatrickAlessi
2012-04-17T23:35:17

\-Birthday In The Stomach-/

Being in love is like having birthday in the stomach... - Guess i forgot my birthday....

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PatrickAlessi
PatrickAlessi
2012-04-17T19:07:06

Man #03

Everything is always okay. Be it death, failure, people, accidents or your economic sittuation. - It's okay.

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PatrickAlessi
PatrickAlessi
2012-04-17T18:53

Man #02

You are traveling your own road. Enjoy the company of the people you meet on your way, but don't expect them to stay with you or share your path. They are on their own mission too.

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PatrickAlessi
PatrickAlessi
2012-04-17T18:27:47

Man #01

Take what you want. Do what you want. But never exuse yourself. A man lives by his own means and respects others..

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PatrickAlessi
PatrickAlessi
2012-04-17T05:44:04

Girls #02

Girls are like videogames. - It's the graphics that sell the game, but the gameplay that keeps you adicted..

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PatrickAlessi
PatrickAlessi
2012-04-17T02:28:04

Experiance?

"Good judgment comes from experirence, and experience comes from bad jodgment." - Batty LePatner.

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PatrickAlessi
PatrickAlessi
2012-04-16T19:38:47

Beutyfull Eyes

" Other guys look at your breasts when they tell you: you have beutyfull eyes. I look you in the eyes when I tell you: you have beutyfull breasts ".

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PatrickAlessi
PatrickAlessi
2012-04-16T15:47:05

Girls #01

Girls are like castles made of sand. - The more beutyfull they are, the more I enjoy destroying them..

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