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I guess someone found a cure to Bieber Fever, now everyone has got One Direction Infection. :D.
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Puppy
I love Pokemon and the hunger games 8D
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Christmas
Christmas is coming.
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KFC
Kids Fattening Centre Lol xxxxx.
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If you have problems in life, face them don't Facebook them!.
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Spiders
Spiders are 3% scary when you see them, flying spiders are 27% scary when you see them but when any type of spider has disappeared they are 70% scary..
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Walking On Eggshells
That time when you feel like you are walking on eggshells because you don't know if you said something that's going to make someone cry.
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Science
It's not about making lots of cash, it's about being allowed to blow stuff up and not getting told off afterwards..
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Let's See The Banana King Charlie!!!
Charlie you look quite down. With your big sad eyes. And your big fat frown. The world doesn't have to be so gray. Charlie when your life's a mess. When your feeling blue. Always in distress.
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THE ADVENTURES OF LITTLE TIM TIM!
Once upon a time, there was a little boy called Timmy (aka Little Tim Tim.) Little Tim Tim was asked by his teacher Mr Swift "Do you know the first 4 letters of the alphabet?" "Nope (herp derp face...
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Your my coco to my pops My icing to my cake My leaves to my tree, My water to my lake. If I didn't have you, There would be war, I would do anything, Even brake the law.
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People Change A Lot.
When you are a kid, girls and boys had a gender war. When you are a teenager, girls and boys have a love war..
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Different People
When people say your weird, it's because we're all different. When people say your mean, they are just being very sensitive. When people say your strange, they're right, you have to accept it..
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Rabbitz
Rabbits hopping, Never stopping, Eating carrots, Cuter than a parrot, But you take that back, After a while, Rabbit mess on the lawn, All in piles!.
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Pokemon Love
Charmanders are red, squirtles are blue, if you were Pokemon I'd choose you. Your smile is stronger than a Hyper Beam. Like Jessie and James we'd make the perfect team.
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Hamsters
I buy 2 hamsters and I name one 'one' and the second one 'two'. I lose 'one'. I still have two....
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<3
April showers brings May flowers :).
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Phones
Older members of your family don't like you going on them all the time because they are jealous coz they didn't have them when they were younger.
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TEAM
There may not be an I in team but there is a me if you swap the letters around!!!.
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Drink And Drive
When people say 'Don't drink and drive', I felt pretty intense when I drank my carton of apple juice on my tricycle!!.
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Mommy Mommy Penguin By Skye Mills.
Mommy, mommy penguin, Rolling in the snow, Sliding on her tummy, From hills high and low. Sitting on the snow land, Out pops an egg. The mom passes it to the dad, And he keeps it between his legs.
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If Hamsters Could Talk...
The first thing they would say is "GET ME OUT OF THIS FREKIN CAGE!!".
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Sunglasses
They hide you from staring at people. Like Facebook in real life.
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:D
Jingle bells, Voldemort smells, Harry ran away, Hermione died, Ron Wesley cried, HUNGER GAMES ALL DA WAY!!!.
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:3
I love you like a fat kid loves cake <3.
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Crisp Packet
70% air 30% crisps.
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;P
Say I 2 6 C 4 U fast..
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Why Not To Be Greedy
*Boy finds magic lamp and rubs* Boy: YAY!. MY FIRST WISH IS TO HAVE INFINITE WISHES!. Genie: This will be forever. Are you sure?. Boy: Yeah!. I wish to be rich!. I wish to be famous.
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Yo mama so old she was Jesus's teacher!.
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Girls Are Like A Kids New Toy
Your interested in her for half an hour or so but then you get bored of her..
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Expect The Doctor
An apple a day will keep anyone away from you if you throw it hard enough..
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Deleting
When I just deleted an app on my I pod touch, when all the others apps are shaking it looks like their panicking about who will go next..
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Words Hurt!!
Whoever invented 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me' never has had a dictionary thrown at them..
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I Don't Hate You Exactly,
But if you were on fire and I had a bottle of water I'd drink it..
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>:(
If homework has the word work in it, why the hell aren't we getting paid?!?.
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Beauty
Most of your beauty would be gone if I got a towel and wiped your face with it..
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In French..
Most people just say words with un in front of them and use a French accent to make it sound French. Etc: un chocolatè XD.
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The Hunger Games Book 1
************************************ Today, I will be telling you about the book Hunger Games. It is my favourite book in the world.
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Robbery
Running from the policemen, I just done a crime, Its like my sweet heart, Is now filled with sour limes.
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Thanks Opuss
I really love this app. It's the best app on my I pod touch. When I read someone's jokes, poems or whatever I read, it always brings a smile to my face. Thank you everyone who follows me.
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Kittens
Kittens are adventurous, Climbing all around, Some clawing at the curtains, Some nowhere to be found. Have you got a kitten. Do they like to cuddle.
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Puppies
Puppies being born, At the break of dawn, Their eyes are tightly shut, Cute little mutts. I wish I could adopt one, If I asked my mom, But she would just say no, Our money is running low..
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Wild Dogs
Note I will be writing poems about different things. If you want be to write about anything, leave it in the comments. Please enjoy!!.
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Boys Are Like TV's
It's easy to turn them on, but only if you have the right remote..
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Friends
Try to be friends with everyone in primary school or high school, you don't know that they could be famous in the future.
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Questions
A poem by Sky Mills Why do the good things take time. Why does the bell chime. Why do I have a nose. Why do I buy stylish clothes. Why is a tree green.
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"Why Is There Light?"
When I was little I loved asking pointless questions like "Why is the world called world?" "Why do pigs oink?" "Why isn't the world pink?" and so on.
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HI THERE!!!
Wanna hear about my BRAND NEW EPIC INVENTION?!. "No." OK THEN!. :D ITS CALLED THE WEATHER STONE!!. It tells you what the weathers doing!!!.
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Mondays In A Nutshell!
!!!SOFA KING STUPID!!!.
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YO MAMA JOKES!!
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need Internet, she's already WORLDWIDE!!. Yo mama so stupid, she thought the super bowl was a giant bowl of cereals.
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4D Movies
(4D is a new feature in a movie where you can smell what you see on the screen. You have a card with several numbers on.
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In My Heart
If you're in Australia and I'm in the UK, even though were about a days flight apart, you're always gonna be right next to me in my heart - Skye.
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Wait Wha??
If god created the world, who the hell created god?!?.
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Stroppy Pants
That time when you want to throw a strop but you just end up laughing..
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NERD
That time when someone asks "Would you rather have your little brother/little sister or your computer?" and you want to say your computer but you just say "ARE YOU THAT STUPID?!?!.
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Don't You Want To Rage...
When you are at a supermarket and you're at a zebra crossing and one person crosses and just when they get to the other side, somebody else does it (repeats about 12 times).
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That Awkward Time,
When a little baby/toddler is looking at you for no reason and you feel like saying "What" but you know the baby still won't understand you..
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At Our School..
When someone did something naughty everybody just went "Uuuummm".
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My Little Brother
I had a little brother, His name was Tiny Tim, I put him in the bathtub, To teach him how to swim. He drank up all the water, He ate up all the soap, He died last night with a bubble up his throat .
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Lightswitch
Now let's go and find the light switch, and everything will be all PEACHY!!. -Patrick Star.
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ONLINE GAMES
If your pixels are hot, In real life your not..
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Dear Math,
I don't want to solve your problems. I have my own. From Skye xx.
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NOOOO!!!!
DON'T LOOK INTO THE MIRROR JUSTIN!!. IT'S THE LAST ONE LEFT!!.
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STEP AWAY
STEP AWAY FROM THE SKITTLES MAN... I have a banana >:D.
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DAMN BABIES!!
Don't you hate it when you see a baby that's over 1 year old and then you ask how old it is and the mother says "Oh 16 months!" MMMMMAAAATTTTH!.
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Do NOT loose your pen!
No pen= No answers No answers= Bad grades Bad grades= Really dumb Really dumb= No collage No collage= No job No job= No money No money= No marriage No marriage= No children No children=...
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Fish With Problems
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a fish, And I go moo.
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That Akward Time...
When you see your boyfriend at the prom dancing with your twin sister instead of you..
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Isn't It Weird...
When you see a little boy with his mom in the woman's toilet and a little girl with his dad in the men's toilet..
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Mean People
Mean people are mean only because they are jealous of you..
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