Private the Penguin: Skipper. Shouldn't we tell them that the boat is out of gas?
Skipper the Penguin: Nah! Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.
[all four penguins waving]
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23 year old nutritionist. Avid reader. LOVE to write. Finished a bunch of short stories and now working on my first long one. REALLY excited about it. http://abyssofmyimagination.blogspot.co.uk/?m=1
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