Daily Question #2
Do I like pickles. No, not really anymore..
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Rainbow_Marshmallow
Just a young girl you loves to write and is trying to get a story published.
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Stories by @Rainbow_Marshmallow (35)
Daily Question #1
What is my favorite colors. Pink and black..
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Story Clip #3
It didn't make sense, just pulling us in and then kicking us out of the vision. What was different. Lena reached over, folding the handkerchief over the locket.
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Joke #30
Knock Knock Who's there. Amahl. Amahl who. Amahl shook up!.
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Joke #29
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them died of natural causes. In grief, the second monkey passed away two days later.
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Joke #28
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them: Bimbabble - noises coming from a group of blondes Bimbaffled - constant mental state...
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Story Clip #2
It was a jet black dog, or maybe a wolf. Some kind of scary house pet, because it wore a heavy leather collar around it's neck with a dangling silver moon that jingled when it moved..
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Joke #27
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late and was frozen solid in a storm. He dropped down into a pasture of cows.
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Joke #26
A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello.
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Story Clip #1
The drowsy warmth was washing through my body, and to be honest, I couldn't have cared less what she was saying.
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Joke #25
*10 things in golf that sound dirty* 1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5.
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Joke #24
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston One hand on wheel,...
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Joke #23
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses.
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Joke #22
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
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Joke #21
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
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Joke #20
Knock Knock. Who's there?. Alec. Alec who. Alec-tricity, isn't that a shock!.
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Joke #19
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?.
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Joke #18
Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday. Harry: Sure. It's a great present but I just can't find the words to thank you enough..
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Joke #17
Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world.
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Joke #16
The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, "Will it be alright if I have a bath while you're having your lunch?" "It's okay with me lady," said the plumber, "as long...
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Joke #15
A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging. Dentist: Could you help me. Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams. Patient: Why.
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Joke #14
Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?" Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time," The Doctor nods, "Hmm." Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them.
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Joke #13
Yo mamma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale..
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Joke #12
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
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Joke #11
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.
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Joke #10
A young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered a butcher shop and confronted the butcher with the news that the baby was his and asked what he was going to do about it.
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Joke #9
I wish my grass was Emo so it would cut itself..
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Joke #8
Knock Knock Who's there. Abbott. Abbott who. Abbott time you answered the door!.
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Joke #7
"We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.".
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Joke #6
*An older woman gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer. Officer : Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer : Can I see your license please.
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Joke #5
"Two blondes are facing each other across a wide stream.
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Joke #4
The bartender says, "No, we have cherries and grapes but no olives." "Oh," says the duck and leaves.
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Joke #3
Teacher :What happened in 1809. Student: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher :What happened in 1819. Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old..
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Joke #2
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I had enjoyed the first week: by doing as little as possible.
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Joke #1
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
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