Teacher: why are you late?
Me: Well, I was trying to find a shirt in my wardrobe when I fell into Narnia. There I met the Doctor who was going to bring me home in his TARDIS, but we accidentally landed on Asgard where Loki started a rebellion. Somehow I became the Mockingjay leading the people to victory. I then crossed the rainbow bridge to Hogwarts where I got flushed down a toilet, ending up in my room.
Teacher: but- you're only five minutes....
Me: Wibbly-Wobbly, Timey-Wimey.
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