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RichOPlatt

Bournemouth, Dorset, England.

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Wants To...

Go to the beach today. Any one else game?.

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What's Up With....

.....the amount of really gay poems. Man up!.

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Yum yum's from waitrose are amazing. Seriously, try them.

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Are all the single woman in Bournemouth horrible or something?. Blimey, she was über rude.

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Can't wait to be finished tonight. Then a nice and relaxed weekend. Hmm, beer me thinks.

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Want to watch a film, but don't know what to watch, any suggestions?.

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Bored as fuck!.

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I have done it!

I have created the thing that will chance the way we live. It's mind blowing.......

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'Its always sunny in Philadelphia' is the funniest show ever.....!.

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Buying a new computer, good times!.

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Work sucks. Really want to go out and have a beer..... Dam work!.

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Good old fashion and awesome pint by the river, ribs, good company and the sunset. Brilliant Friday!.

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Why is it whenever your single, all you see are couples. Where are all the nice single women in Bournemouth gone?!.

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Gutted real. No champions league for you this year. Very happy to see the two 'best' teams in the world fall and stumble because they are shit!.

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Why did the lizard cross the road. Because it was having sex with the chicken.

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Come on cheski. It's time everyone took their mouths off barca's cocks!.

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Wow, England sucks..... Need a new start somewhere either snowy or sunny.....hmm, where could that be...?.

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Guinea-saurus-rex.

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Why oh why have they decided to steal Chuck Norris jokes and change them into Lionel Messi jokes....disgraceful!.

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