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Rimini

I'm uncool because when being cool is uncool I'll be cool.

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Rimini
2012-12-17T21:31:29

Untitled

If you aim for the gold and move at the last moment then you're going to miss the target.

6 0 53 words
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Rimini
2012-12-16T10:09:17

Accents...

Accents are just fantastic. Am I the only one that goes on google translate to make the voice have an accent. If I am then you're missing out my friends..

12 21 30 words
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Rimini
2012-07-11T19:31:22

Gale Hawthorne

His dark hair, His many glares, His muscled arms, His non existent charms. The ladies love him the way he is, Wanting to entwine their fingers with his.

20 4 136 words
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Rimini
2012-06-21T17:27:06

Untitled

Touching a rock is examining the past. Touching a flower is feeling the present. Touching a child is loosing your job..

14 1 21 words
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Rimini
2012-06-14T21:46:12

FISH

I can't stand the phrase YOLO. I hate the fact that someone will do something utterly stupid and finish it off with YOLO. If you agree use this phrase instead, FISH. Fuck It, Shit Happens..

14 8 35 words
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Rimini
2012-06-08T16:13:06

Dares

Why should you care. I chose to take that dare, I jumped of the cliff into the sea, But if you liked you could join me.

10 5 84 words
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Rimini
2012-06-03T20:36:04

Questions...

How can you focus when someone is interrupting you every minute telling you to focus. How can you stay calm when you're about to scream. How can you say you're depressed when your life's brilliant.

2 3 101 words
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Rimini
2012-05-29T18:59:19

Anger

Anger consumes us all in one way or another, Some are totally engulfed by it, Some treat it as an unwelcome brother; It can spur us on, Give us a encouraging kick, It can also get us into fights...

8 2 151 words
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Rimini
2012-05-27T11:01:12

I Wish...

I wish I was smaller,. I wish I was taller,. I wish I was skinnier,. I wish I was chattier. I wish I was quieter,. I wish I was sportier,. I wish I was lazier,. I wish I was funnier,.

34 1 84 words
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Rimini
2012-05-25T18:58:11

Polar Bear

Some dark skinned people wish they are white. Some white skinned people with they are black. Why don't they just wish that they're a polar bear.

12 4 38 words
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Rimini
2012-05-22T20:31:05

Pokemon Insults/compliments

These are some of the most insulting/complimenting things to say to a pokemon nerd. You're as simple as an Evee. You're as lazy as a Snorlax. You're as slutty as a Ditto.

4 7 80 words
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Rimini
2012-05-17T17:58:34

PE.

I got sent out of PE for grinning, is it that wrong to raise the corners of your mouth. Surely she should be congratulating me on my happiness.

10 12 54 words
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Rimini
2012-05-16T20:49:38

Guardian Angels

My friend is religious and he told me that his Guardian Angel will help him cope with the exam stress.

12 3 76 words
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Rimini
2012-05-14T20:29:26

Who Said Rhyming Isn't Fun?

Priest, oh priest,. It shouldn't take a beast,. Like me,. To help you see,. That there's a peril,. In the shape of a devil,. Inside your soul,. But it's not yet whole,. So go out on a quest,.

16 2 65 words
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Rimini
2012-05-13T16:17:56

The Old Man.

The comforting prospect of sleep is too distant to be thought of. If I let my mind wander the endless plains of dreams I fear I shall not return.

8 1 179 words
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Rimini
2012-05-13T14:38:10

Something Unexpected

I love when something unexpected happens. Like when you're sprinting and listening to Foo Fighters and the Dubliners suddenly appears in your running mix..

10 6 24 words