Just For Fun
Always give 100% at work 12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday.
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RowebotHatchling
Long time since I've been on here...
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Blonde Joke 1
Blonde: what does IDK mean. Brunette: I Don't Know Blonde: OMG, no one knows!.
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Fun Fact
The world can't end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia..
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Drinks...
Coca cola came to town Coca cola came to town Diet Pepsi shot him down Diet Pepsi shot him down Dr. Pepper fixed him up Dr.
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Jake The Cat
There once was a cat called Jake, Who liked sitting on the garden rake. He purred and he meowed and be yowled and he howled, Yet, a wish I gave him to take.
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My Gran
This is a conversation between my gran and my dad (her son) Dad: my sister's just been rushed I hospital. Is it easier for you to stay here. Or do you want to stay with my sister (your daughter).
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Sisters 3
My sister's just tried to push me out her room. I think she's forgotten that I'm sharing with her....
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Sisters 2
My sister's just made coconut ice. Except... It's more coconut sugar, as it's 5/6 sugar and 1/6 coconut. Yeah... I don't really trust my sister in the kitchen anymore..
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Celebrations
Yessss. I'm in the top 300 now. (I know. HUGE achievement... That was sarcasm by the way.). I never thought I'd make it!.
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Sisters
My sister is going to break her door if she slams it any harder. And I thought she was the sensible one..
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Blonde Journey
Dad: so, all the houses for sale in Italy are all really great. Blonde: yessss!. Dad: ...except they're all something like 3 hours away from the nearest airport. Blonde: so....
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Blonde Cash
A brunette murders her neighbour, and a blonde walks in on her during the act. The brunette hands the blonde £200 and asks the blonde to not tell anyone.
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Spelling Chequer
"Eye have a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
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Anyway
People are unreasonable and self-centred, LOVE THEM ANYWAY If you do good people will accuse you of selfish moves, DO GOOD ANYWAY If you are successful, you may win false friends and true...
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Teacher-Student Conversation
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
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Did You Know...
The group of letters of "ough" can be pronounced in nine different ways.
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Did You Know...
If a statue of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if...
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Did You Know...
'Every time you luck a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie' Anon.
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For All Onion Haters Out There...
If you chew gum whilst peeling an onion, you don't 'cry'. Well, that's what my friend told me..
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Did You Know...
Porcupines float in water. I just found that out. How awesome is that. I wanna be a porcupine now....
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Happiness
"Whoever said money can't buy happiness just didn't know where to shop." Anon..
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Perfection
Nobody's perfect. That's why I'm Nobody..
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Teddy Bear
Teddy, I've been bad again, My mummy told me so; I'm not quite sure what I did wrong, But I thought that you might know.
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