Misanthropic Monkey prone to irrational outbursts of anger & humour...... but mostly anger
O ther people's work P assed off as you own U nashamedly taking the credit S ickens & angers me S o I've had enough now... *deletes Opuss*.
I lie awake and dream. A sea of darkness creeps over my body. Waves of black slumber wash into my head flooding my mind with cold fatigue. I float out into vast emptiness.
Thanks to autocorrect my Grandad thinks I would like to go fisting on a boat.... He has disowned me.......
Wasn't sure wether to write about this or not, but I found it very interesting. Maybe some of you will too.... A while ago I heard one of the most fancinating conversations/stories......
The sooner my Missus understands that it's 'The Rules' to sniff your fingers after digging out some belly button fluff, the sooner she'll stop seeing me as a "disgusting pig"..............
If you're going to rip off someone's work, then at least acknowledge that you borrowed the 'idea' or the original author. Otherwise Opuss becomes a bag of unimaginative, unoriginal crap.......
Really?...... Try nailing water to a fucking tree.......
If you have never thought of what song/soundtrack you would have playing whilst you were killing zombies in a "Dawn of the Dead" style Zombie Apocalypse, then you haven't lived.......
No Scientific experiment has ever proven the actual existence of time.......
What if the washing machine gave you an extra sock back?.........
Fucking hell, since drinking this can of Redbull all I can hear is 'the Frog Song', 'Mull of Kintyre' and 'Band on the run'.............
I believe that there are certain situations where it should be legal to punch someone squarely in the face. Here is one such situation......
...... Can take a run and jump......
"I'm a Ninja" "No you're not" "Did you see me do that?" "Do what?!" "Exactly!".
If you take away someone's right to freedom of speech and expression, they will find another way to get their message across........
Oh my God........ June can't come soon enough........
The top post is a song lyric?!...... Ok. Have this.... "so fucking what" - The Anti-nowhere League.
Another day, another story of the Police making pathetic decisions. It has been reported that an Art Gallery in London had to remove a piece depicting the myth of Leda and the Swan.
"Do you want to go on a march against the pasty tax?" No I don't. Here is why..... 1: it is not a tax on pasties, it is a tax on food which is served hot.
Now it posts my stuff multiple times!!!!.
So far only 1 thing I've written has actually posted and stuff appears in my feed from people I'm not following........ At this rate Opuss will be ditched.........
"will post when on line"...... I am on line you piece of shit.......
"the problem with this fucking place is, it always looks good on paper" - Sir Eric.
"the problem with this fucking place is, it always looks good on paper" - Sir Eric.
"the problem with this fucking place is, it always looks good on paper" - Sir Eric.
So far only 1 thing I've written has actually posted and stuff appears in my feed from people I'm not following........ At this rate Opuss will be ditched.........
"will post when on line"...... I am on line you piece of shit.......
"the problem with this fucking place is, it always looks good on paper" - Sir Eric.
If flies are called flies and Seahorses are called Seahorses, why aren't Seagulls called Skygulls?......