Hopless Romantic Quote
Is your dad a thief. Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. Everyone knows that one....
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Sally_McK_1D
Well, i'm Sally! I love One Direction, animals, music, friends & family & my two lovely cats, Smokey & Patch. Oh, and i don't care if your fat, slim, black, white, gay, straight, stupid, smart, geeky, ugly or pretty. If you're nice to me, then i'll be nice to you :]
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Love or Oxygen?
People say love is the most important thing in the whole world. Personally, I think oxygen is more important. Don't you agree?.
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❤
When i'm single, all I see is couples being happy. When i'm taken, all I see is single people. Why is this?!.
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My Brother...
So I asked my brother- "If you were an animal, what would you be?" He replied- "A sloth" "Why a sloth?" I asked He said- "Bcoz they can hang on trees" Really?. Who would want to be a sloth?!?. :o.
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Nun Joke
Q. What goes black & white, black & white, black & white. A. A nun rolling down a hill. Q. And what goes black & white and says 'hehe!' A. The nun that pushed her..
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If you're nice to me, i'll be nice to you. If you laugh at me, i'll laugh at you. If you talk to me, i'll talk to you. If you hurt me, i'll hurt you more. My advice: Don't hurt me..
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When your mum starts counting to three: 1. You don't care. 2. You're getting scared... 3. You nearly sh*t your self and bolt out the room..
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It doesn't matter what they think. You are who you are. And no-one can change that..
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Akward...
I don't know what's more akward: Answering Dora, or sitting there while she stares at you....
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I hate when you're about to hug someone REALLY sexy and your face hits the mirror....
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Young Wild & Free
People always tell you to enjoy your childhood as much as you can. But how can you if you're trapped in school all the time?.
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Love...
I love you more than... Spongebob loves jelly fishing, Sandy loves karate, Mr.Krabs loves money & Squidward loves his clarinet. Baby I need you like Plankton needs the Krabby Patty secret formula....
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2 Dumb Blondes
Two blondes fall down a dark pit. The first blonde says: "It's dark in here, isn't it?" The second blonde replies: "I don't know, I can't see".
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