Coming at ya like a beam, like a ray, like a buzzard. -- Julian Barratt
I'm not in a cheese mood. I don't mean to be rude, Please don't start a feud, I'm simply not in a cheese mood. I'm not in a cheese mood.
Lights up. A drug dealer stands alone on stage. A man walks by to collect his 'order' discretely. The man exits. Enter another man. MAN (in a strong cockney accent): Have you got my cocaine.
'When I was a kid, I was scared of the dentist - he was a paedophile.' --Jimmy Carr.