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I was talking to my mum, ''What about that pretty girl of yours?'' she asks.''Who, Amber.
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Wannabe author,currently a technician, have a beautiful daughter and am 30....soooooo old pffffft, oh and I need a shave apparently
I was talking to my mum, ''What about that pretty girl of yours?'' she asks.''Who, Amber.
Why is it whenever I tell people it's hard to piss with an erection they move to another urinal?.
I can't believe the speed that men shave in adverts.If I shaved at that speed, my balls would be in shreds..