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Words really should be how they sound....
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Sherwood
Eccentric, ego-maniac, psychologist, archaeologist, economist, teacher, opusser, artist, writer, me, genius, likes Turquoise & plays the piano fairly well. Lives in the UK.
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Trying to blink with your eyelids shut is easier than it sounds..
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What is so weak that when you say its name, you break it. Silence..
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Douglas Adams
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.".
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight..
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Life
The brighter the light, the darker the shadow..
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"There once was a tree. It has now been cut down." - Me.
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The Answer
"The answer to Life, the Universe and Everything.... Is 42." - Douglas Adams.
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Random Paradox
If a man gives a free haircut to everyone in his village that don't cut their own hair, does he give one to himself?.
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"What is the greatest killer of all. Time." - Me.
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I actually slept so much today it felt like I had a hangover.....
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:(: I don't know what I feel today.....
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Bed
When you get in, you never want to get out. When you get out, you never want to get in..
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Lame Chemistry Joke
A neutron goes into a bar and orders a pint. "How much is it?" it asks "No charge".
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Sleep :).
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"The lies we tell to other people are nothing compared to the lies we tell ourselves" - Derek Landy.
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Proof Of God's Non-omnipotency
Imagine if God made a rock, and that he made it so that he himself could not lift it. And then you tell him to lift it. And so his own omnipotency counteracts with his wishes. Ta-Daa....
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I wish I could buy a Facebook......
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My friend was so fat the last time he jumped, he made an earthquake in Japan. I made him go on a diet before he did the rope. Save the world. Check..
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