I Miss Opuss.
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SirMars
Hotter than hell.
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Becoming Sir Mars
I used to have such a scientific mind.
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Mrs Mars
Your name like a knife can pierce through my heart,. I'll never forget how we fell in love in front. under the stars,. It's hard to believe I lasted so long,.
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Spring Time For Sir Mars
One can take a lot of pleasure in cold alcohol and a warm spring day. I am. The news of a night of work perked my spirits up to a level I haven't reached for a little while and made me find new...
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Celebrations!
As some of you might know from reading past Opuss' of mine, I am the guitarist of a band called The Illuminati Funk Unit.
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A Hangover;
Is always worth it, kids....
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Thoughts And Feelings
I'm a bit of a sucker for philosophical psychology. Like Freudian theory and all that banter. What I really like is being able to tell how we thin and feel.
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Word Of The Day
Stasis; a state of balance, equilibrium or stagnation. Great word for the day. We all like a feeling of stasis don't we. like everything is where it should be in our lives, in our day-to-day routines.
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Minority
It's the minorities that make the majority. So remember the main streamers mean nothing with out us..
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Cloak 138
Last night was probably my worst shift ever. You see, in the club where I work, everyone needs to do the cloakroom once a month. Luckily I have avoided it but I was there last night.
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Cocktail Recipe #4: Sleeping Beauty
This cocktail is a sour mix from the depth of apple flavoured shots. It's nice enough to drink, but I'm not fussed if given the choice of other cocktails.
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Mrs Mars To You.
As I look over Opuss, I see a million and 1 posts full of heartbreaking poetry and endless questioning of love.
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Majesty
Here's a band I bet you've never heard of. Madrugada. I know nothing about them, other than they're a 5 piece and a few songs. One is called "Majesty" oh my goodness, it's rather a depressing song.
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Funk For Dummies
Funk is not music genre, it is not a way to describe something good by saying that's "funky". Funk is an emotion, it's a feeling. You know when you hear the perfect noise in a song. The perfect beat.
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Funk Philosophy #2
Too much funk can make dangerous funk. You want people funking out in the streets. - warewolf..
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Funk Philosophy #1
You're only as funky as your last cut. - Master Badger..
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Ham & Cheese
Are you going down to the woods today, To have a great surprise, Or do you like to get down with tigers, In your spare time. Why do I have to give a reason.
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"Hey Bartender!"
Customer1: have you seen my impression of a dinosaur dave. Customer 2: what. Customer 1: watch. (imitates the body language of a t-Rex) Customer 2: hey barman. Double vodbull.
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The Number 1 Opuss
Isn't even an original piece of writing. Someone's just copied a Bob Marley quote, is that really the kind of thing we want to do. Any day now they'll be introducing hashtags and mentions in to...
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Love Everybody
Ladies and gentleman, We are brought to existence for one reason and one reason only, To love every body!.
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Untitled
You can't begin to comprehend how complicated you, as an entity, really are. But you can appreciate it..
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A Tale Of Two
I see the lights, Fade to black, And I see the people, Oh how they clap, And I see the winners, Marching to the music, And I see the losers, And they're making it.
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Top Ten Tunes
1. Perfect Day -BBC & Lou Reed 2. Hook -Blues Traveler 3. Paralyzer - Finger Eleven 4. Touch Me I'm Going To Scream pt II - My Morning Jacket 5. Especially In Michigan -Red Hot Chilli Peppers 6.
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Cocktail Recipe #3: A Long Island Iced Tea
I like to think of this cocktail not as a drink, but as suicide. It's the kind of drink that turns the whale on the dance floor in to a bit of a looker. To begin, one needs a Casablanca.
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Difficulties
We all have difficulties. As some of you may be able to tell by my missing out of words in my Opuss', one of my difficulties is dyslexia.
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Opuss Follow Law
I find a lot of people follow people on Opuss, in the hope they will follow back. Well no, this is not twitter where it's a massive social ratrace to being a twitter celebrity. This is Opuss.
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Whoops
In the left corner, life. And all that surrounds it. And in the right corner, a very sound and user friendly idea of finally bringing that pesky little mountain to muhammed.
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Uk Banning Horse Racing
I'm beginning to think the left wing losers of Britain are just trying to annoy the upper classes with this ban.
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It's Friday Night! (pt II)
Well I'm watching dragons and treviso highlights while Master Badger sleeps on the sofa. Friday was not how I wished. But I am home with food, and more booze. Sir Mars never backs down on a drink..
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It's Friday Night!
Yes it's Friday night, and as Rebecca Black once drilled in to our heads, one must "get down" on Friday. And yes I plan to.
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Banter
The banter wagon is ready for its journey to shenanigan central..
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Cocktail Recipe: Sunset Boulevard
I did not make this cocktail, we serve it in the place I work as a sex on the beach, however any bartender who likes bar-tending knows that there is no sex on the beach made this way (as there are 17...
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Questions
If you know you won't like the answer, there's no point in asking..
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Easter Sunday
Well it's Easter Sunday. Which means 2000 odd years ago, according to the Christian faith, Jesus rose again on the 3rd day. So we eat eggs. Chocolate eggs.
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SirMars Theory
As a bit of sociopath in the sense that I feel excluded from the world in many ways. I tend to think about things, ALOT.
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Cocktail: Mr.Mars
This is a cocktail a friend and I made on the bar the night before Christmas eve this year. We were told to inject the buyers mouth with a "Caribbean fizz".
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Cocktail: Mr.Mars
This is a cocktail a friend and I made on the bar the night before Christmas eve this year. We were told to inject the buyers mouth with a "Caribbean fizz".
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The Illuminati Funk Unit
So this is my band, The Illuminati Funk Unit. I would like opinions on the name.
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4:30am And Still Conscious.
There's a well known saying about the city of New York in the United States stating it is the city that never sleeps.
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A Friday Night
In the lonely hours of the night in a bar, all you can really do is people watch with your colleagues on the bar, which proves as great light entertainment.
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B+P Chill Episode #1
As I mentioned in my introduction my best friend is a chap called Badger. Our nights of banter and chanter are known as B+P.
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The Worlds Worst Opuss Bio
Even though this is a new network to hit the web I have found that it is pretty much twitter, with out the limit of characters.
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An Introduction To SirMars
Hello, I am Sir Mars and this is my Opuss. I thought a polite introduction was in order. I suppose I should begin with my 'nom du plume'. And the reason I am called Sir Mars.
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