Martial Arts instructor, been training for 36 years, teaching for 15. Study and teach a mix of Jeet Kune Do, Krav Maga and Systema.
BBC News: "O2 launches mobile wallet service" I don't mean to piss on your bonfire O2, but I've had mobile wallets for years. They usually hold money, fold in half and fit neatly in my pocket!.
I got home from work to see my son standing in the garden while looking through the window and using his Xbox controller. I asked him, "What's going on?" He said, "It's mums fault.
I love it when I buy a bag of air, and Walkers are nice enough to put a couple of crisps in it!.
One of the hardest things in life is trying to plug in your charger in the dark!.
Isn't it odd the way everyone automatically assumes that the goo in soap dispensers is always soap. I like to fill mine with mustard, just to teach people a lesson in trust..
Recent research suggests that between 0% and 100% of statistics are useless due to inadequate research..
If my dog could understand English for 5 minutes, this is what I'd tell her. We can't take you to the park for an hour every day. Sometimes you'll have to settle for a treat.
Carpe diem quam minimum credulo postero.
The future is not set, there is no fate but what we make for ourselves..