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SlinkiFox

Prince Charming's Mother / slavent.

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SlinkiFox
SlinkiFox
2012-06-18T10:00

Sawdust

I think I need to start a billywig farm, with all the sawdust the animals create. I noticed loads in the compost heap..

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SlinkiFox
SlinkiFox
2012-06-17T21:19:21

Faith

Implicitly believing that your reality is right even though evidence is lacking... But can't the same be said for madness?.

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SlinkiFox
SlinkiFox
2012-04-29T12:05:43

Too Many "friends"

I have so many friends on Facebook. With the quantity, went the quality..

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SlinkiFox
SlinkiFox
2012-04-11T20:45:42

Chilling In The Conservatory

My happy place :).

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SlinkiFox
2012-04-11T13:43:46

Presents

Got Indian aquatic lilies, Japanese moss balls and wingless fruit flies in the post this morning. :).

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SlinkiFox
SlinkiFox
2012-04-10T19:47:19

My Bra

Over the shoulder boulder holder ;).

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SlinkiFox
SlinkiFox
2012-04-09T21:27:32

Really?

Are you deaf, daft, dumb or all three?.

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SlinkiFox
SlinkiFox
2012-04-09T16:12:54

When it's all too much.

If you can't stand it, kneel..

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SlinkiFox
SlinkiFox
2012-04-09T16:08:59

Sew

I need a needle and thread, I see the tears in reality..

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SlinkiFox
SlinkiFox
2012-04-09T16:06:58

Pudding!

I scream for ice-cream. :D.

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SlinkiFox
SlinkiFox
2012-04-08T13:06:27

Mum

What is mummy's middle name. Climbing frame!.

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SlinkiFox
SlinkiFox
2012-04-08T12:32:29

Spider

What does the world look like through eight eyes?.

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SlinkiFox
SlinkiFox
2012-04-08T02:54:49

Today

Today we went to a Medieval Fayre. It rained. We got there late. Me Tris Henry and Leo went..

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SlinkiFox
SlinkiFox
2012-04-08T02:52:27

Oops!

I went looking for the lighter gas and found all the Easter eggs!!. XD.

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SlinkiFox
SlinkiFox
2012-04-08T02:47:18

Sleep

Why does it take me so long to go to bed, when it takes me just as long to get up :/.

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SlinkiFox
SlinkiFox
2012-04-08T02:42:39

Untitled

When can a vegetarian eat a rabbit. When it's a chocolate one. nomenomommmm :).

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SlinkiFox
SlinkiFox
2012-04-08T02:08:54

Adrenaline!

I didn't realise this app was going to start making my phone meow. I thought there was a cat on the kitchen side I couldn't see!.

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SlinkiFox
SlinkiFox
2012-04-08T01:25:46

Snake

Assmodess is my name, Death is my game, Hell is my domain. I'm the killer of all, With no mercy at all, I'm the cause of the human fall.

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SlinkiFox
SlinkiFox
2012-04-08T01:22:05

Sleep-waking

Sanity conflicts with dreams and delusions. Reality melts, and I'm left with confusion. :S.

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SlinkiFox
SlinkiFox
2012-04-08T01:18:44

Conformity

Contortion of the soul..

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SlinkiFox
SlinkiFox
2012-04-08T01:13:53

Value

How do you know if your words are worth writing?.

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SlinkiFox
SlinkiFox
2012-04-08T01:11:47

Annoyed

Do your friends drive you round the bend?.

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SlinkiFox
SlinkiFox
2012-04-08T01:08:35

Words

I hear, on here, there is nothing to fear. Is anybody there. Because nobody ran away :(.

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