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SlinkiFox

Prince Charming's Mother / slavent.

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Sawdust

I think I need to start a billywig farm, with all the sawdust the animals create. I noticed loads in the compost heap..

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Faith

Implicitly believing that your reality is right even though evidence is lacking... But can't the same be said for madness?.

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Too Many "friends"

I have so many friends on Facebook. With the quantity, went the quality..

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SlinkiFox

Chilling In The Conservatory

My happy place :).

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Presents

Got Indian aquatic lilies, Japanese moss balls and wingless fruit flies in the post this morning. :).

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My Bra

Over the shoulder boulder holder ;).

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Really?

Are you deaf, daft, dumb or all three?.

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SlinkiFox

When it's all too much.

If you can't stand it, kneel..

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Sew

I need a needle and thread, I see the tears in reality..

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Pudding!

I scream for ice-cream. :D.

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SlinkiFox

Mum

What is mummy's middle name. Climbing frame!.

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SlinkiFox

Spider

What does the world look like through eight eyes?.

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SlinkiFox

Today

Today we went to a Medieval Fayre. It rained. We got there late. Me Tris Henry and Leo went..

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Oops!

I went looking for the lighter gas and found all the Easter eggs!!. XD.

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SlinkiFox

Sleep

Why does it take me so long to go to bed, when it takes me just as long to get up :/.

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Untitled

When can a vegetarian eat a rabbit. When it's a chocolate one. nomenomommmm :).

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Adrenaline!

I didn't realise this app was going to start making my phone meow. I thought there was a cat on the kitchen side I couldn't see!.

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SlinkiFox

Snake

Assmodess is my name, Death is my game, Hell is my domain. I'm the killer of all, With no mercy at all, I'm the cause of the human fall.

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SlinkiFox

Sleep-waking

Sanity conflicts with dreams and delusions. Reality melts, and I'm left with confusion. :S.

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Conformity

Contortion of the soul..

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Value

How do you know if your words are worth writing?.

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SlinkiFox

Annoyed

Do your friends drive you round the bend?.

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Words

I hear, on here, there is nothing to fear. Is anybody there. Because nobody ran away :(.

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