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Sludgecookie

30 something girl. Talk to me about MotoGP, sci fi, science, anatomy and find out how much of a geek I really am!

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Shitbeans

Sorry for the bad language. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Today I got dumped. After 5 years together. Feeling pretty rotten right now. Feeling like a fucking failure.

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Best Name Ever

Dirk De Cock.

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Eww Fairy

There are signs around my village that say, "there's no such thing as the dog poo fairy." Why did I immediately think of the tooth fairy, but gross?.

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Vintage Hair

I think the best compliment from tonight has to be... "absolutely scrumptious." Second best.. "spot on." :).

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Book Dreams

I really ought to stop reading non fiction before sleeping, dreams of The Hunger Games and Stephen Kings 22-11-63 are unsettling..

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Smells

Had a really odd few days with really random smells, the other day the office smelled of fake Christmas tree, on the walk home I could smell rabbit poo and yesterday my dads car smelled of horse...

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In The Dead Of Night

If anybody out there has a guaranteed cure for insomnia, that doesn't involve drugs, now would be a good time to mention it..

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Untitled

I'm not entirely sure how or why, but I just applied for a job in Brno, Czech Republic..

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