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Pathetic Joke...

They say you are what you eat, so I asked Mr Scrooge's opinion of the statement after he finished his roast lamb with mint.
"Bah! Humbug."

Splashdown

@Splashdown

Ok, time to update this... 17 now, and still writing an (as yet unnamed) fantasy book - and have recently discovered a knack for writing haikus. Doing sciency stuff at college, and will possibly join the writers union some time in the future... Motto? The proof of the pudding is in the eating... Or something like that... Gosh this is a long bio... I'd better stop now...

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Made me chuckle! 😄😄😉

@Splashdown bah! Humbug! Luv it 💘

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