Pocketful Of Fingernails Pt 1.
"I wonder if you can see from here. There, out the window. On the far side of the river...
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StanWelch528491
Hello there! You're reading stuff from a medium sized fifteen year old boy with brownish hair, a banjo, a lot of drawings, a hatred of drum grades, a twisted imagination, a giant book of useless information, a deep seated love of science, films (the more sci-fi the better), and any animation, and a knight (who says ne), which he keeps in a drawer beside his bed and occasionally gets out at parties. Peace out and such.
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I'd like to think I'm a very good person. I'd like to think I could easily achieve what I want in life. I'd like to think that it completely wasn't my fault that my first relationship ended badly.
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Prokaryotical Jokes
As I walked Into the bio-lab, I saw a peculiar sight: Professor Jenkins on his knees, Having turned out the light.
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OBR: The Four Smallest Candidates
It had been three days since we were drafted. 3 days of hard graft, of senseless murder, of sleepless nights. I could see the scores lined on the Walls of the sky.
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Glarce National Anthem
Behold the Mighty Glarces, Don't act like you're not impressed With our race's repertoire of skills, We must surely be the best.
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Demons And Owls
I watched as the darkness shrouded the human. As it enclosed it, like a thick, inky fog. This gutter of spite, so seething with lime-green deception and with eyes and hearts as black as her deeds.
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Tshirt
"the world will not end with a bang but with a meow" #tshirt.
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T-shirt Idea
Front: Pen > sword #tshirt.
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T-shirts
T-shirt idea: Have all the profile pictures of all the users for the date published printed all over the t-shirt, and then update it each year (it might need to turn into a hoodie) #tshirt.
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Symmetry
@silvia20 . Thankyou for the maintenance of symmetry. I can't comment on the post because then the number of comments would shift, but Thankyou anyway!.
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528 491
Right. It's been a while, and I really would like to know: who actually knows where the number in my name comes from. No Internet allowed. This is a test..
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Night's Child
In the carpark, by dusk, A strange man sat, With the wind at his ankles and his troubles beneath his hat, A pale moon surfaced From beneath a sea of land, and illuminated the figure, whose bent...
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The Orchard Part 4
I gaze up at the crimson-coloured lights above me. Smells of rust and oil waft through my mind as I turn in the tepid, ventilated air, arching my back to massage the part that hit the floor.
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Bluesbury Collection Part 2
3) the misadventures of Johnny foreigner part 1. Chapter 1, in which johnny foreigner does not altogether see a play Normal objects do not change place in space and time often.
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Bluesbury Collection Part 1
All the bluesbury-based stories in one. Be warned: there are 5 of them. It is very, very long. (7982 words).
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The Cell
The dark enclosed me, wrapped around me like a blanket, telling me everything would be alright. I could hear my own breathing, ricocheting off the Walls of my cell.
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Small Red Woman
According to all sources on weather, today was supposed to be awful.
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Roses Are Red...
Roses are red, violets are blue, SHIT. wrong poem. Happy birthday to you. Roses are red, violets are blue, If I can't have you, NO ONE CAN. Roses are red, violets are violet...
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Follow Them!
Excuse me, but I have noticed something awry.
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Exact Opposite.
There is no way of determining an exact opposite. Mathematicians may try, saying maybe that the opposite of 3 is -3, but they are still similar in principle, and therefore not opposite.
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Ollie!
@wildeyollie . Is it you. Ollie. Hello. It's me. Ollie!.
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Daddy
The man came round again, today. The Tall one, heart of black and eyes of grey. He calls himself a doctor, but I don't believe him.
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249th
There is a thought that keeps me going. That I can always turn to in moments of crisis.
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Stanley's Little Guide To Life #3
MORE useless facts: 1). The average biro can write 2 miles. 2). Backpfeifengesicht is german for 'a face that makes you want to hit it'. 3). 5% of koalas have bad backs 4).
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Stanley's Little Guide To Life: The Prequel
Here is the updated version: a list of 130 films you must see before you die, in no particular order. Enjoy again.
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Stanley's little guide to life #2
How to's: How to tell if a video is worth watching: Is it targeted at specifically boys or specifically girls. No. It's worth watching.
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The Misadventures Of Johnny Foreigner Part 2
'AAAAGHJESUSFUCKHELPHELPHELPHELP!!!' Exclaimed Johnny, blood gushing through his heart at the speed of blood, eyes streaming, and nose running like all manner of clappers.
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Stanley's Little Guide To Life #1
Part 1. Animals. 1). Owls are practically cats with wings. Remember that. 2). Honey badgers are cooler than any other animal. 3). Bird poo is both poo and urine at the same time. 4).
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A Small Poem About Ants And Aliens
Two ants crawl through the antfarm, engrossed in conversation.
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Digging For Gloop
There once was a planet, So big, round and shiny And compared to it, All of it's people were tiny A funny little race, All hairy and small Descended from apes, And not from there at all Their...
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The Orchard Part 3
'Of what nature?' My lips move dryly, cracking and fluffing as my tongue flops about my throat. I can feel reality dawning, it's light penetrating my sky and the blissful dark being lifted.
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The Orchard Part 2
I meander back to the main control room, the dusty corridors holding no place in my mind, and the friendly orange glows of the sodium lamps that adorn the offices, casting strange silhouettes of...
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The Orchard
Lilac lights shoot down on me, as I wander through the immense hall, legs and arms swinging in the spambreeze.
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NukeDummy
I sit, all the time. It should get painful but I can't feel a thing. Can you. I don't expect so. I think you sit, too. I can't see your legs very well anymore since she moved you.
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A Small Poem For You
I've thought of a question I have to ask you: If I were a hamster, would you be one, too?.
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PENIS VAGINA FART BOOB!!! Now Listen...
Sorry about the crudity. I don't approve of it, but I needed to grab your attention. Hey there.
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THE ANGELS OF BLUESBURY.
Chapter 1: in which an angel is met, and pigeons aren’t. Birds screeched.
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I, Human (Prologue)
The construction room buzzed into life, with a faint hum, rather like that of an insect, penetrating the thick, clean air.
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RestauRANT
AS A WISEMAN ONCE SAID: ‘I THINK, THEREFORE I WOULD NEVER VISIT THIS RESTAURANT EVER EVER EVER AGAIN EVEN IF I WAS PAID BY THE HIGHEST AUTHORITY KNOWN TO HUMANKIND SO MUCH MONEY THAT IF I CONVERTED...
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The Thrug Of Balmone
On the floor, in a cave Sits the Thrug of balmone It's head is so full But it still sits alone It's tiny green ears do not dare to hear sound And it's tiny blue feet Do not dare leave the ground A...
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The Misadventures Of Johnny Foreigner
Chapter 1, in which johnny foreigner does not altogether see a play Normal objects do not change place in space and time often.
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Starship: Human
I don't hold many beliefs, I'm an atheist by choice, But if you want to follow faith, That's really fine, We all have a voice.
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A Small Experiment
Get a tiny person to throw a stick of broccoli close up, and then get a giant to throw a tree far away, and see whether people can tell the difference..
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New Colours
Scientists now say that we in this generation are probably going to live to about a hundred years old. At least most of us.
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The Bluesbury Chronicles
Hotels are mysterious places. They are so full of life, yet so devoid of character.
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Being Uniquererer
The fact that everyone is unique Is the very thing that makes us all the same.
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Zombie Backache
The dead will never rise to walk again like in the films. They're too old for that sh*t..
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Untitled
"Is it just me, or am I alone in thinking this?" -Me.
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Nail Your Knees Together
Nail your knees together Nail them together with a screw. Nail your knees together So you make one knee from two.
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Things To Come
A small song I composed one extremely wet afternoon. It's pretty awful. And In 6/8 timing. Watch the skies. Pieces are Watch the skies.
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The Food Of Thought
Days reeded in darkness, shady arms climbing up the Walls, as the dusty may sand of ice-cream White gives way to grayscale pebbles, red brick and smooth as a tombstone, Dotted with toothy little...
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