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Preparing to thrash my little bro and his mates at laser tag. Xxxx.
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StormieSkies
God is an Alien xxxxx
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NOOOO!
I betted on Sunnyhillboy to win. Xxx.
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Grand National Xx
Anyone betting on the Grand National. What horse. I'm betting on According to Pete and Sunnyhillboy :-) xxx.
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Think It Goes Like This....
"After being chased by the police, I crawled out of the bramble bush I'd been hiding in and all the way home. Getting into bed with my girlfriend, I told her I'd had an epiphany.
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My Bro: Future Comedian.
My 10 year old bro just asked me what Playboy was and I told him it was a group of girls who dressed like sluts to please men He then asked me "So, do they wear, like, really small tight bikinis?"...
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Do You Remember X
"Do you remember me?" Cain whispers. I stare at him, what he has become. His once soft, misty blue eyes are harsh and filled with secrets; his once cute, spindly body now broad and intimidating.
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Do You Remember X
"Do you remember me?" Cain whispers. I stare at him, what he has become. His once soft, misty blue eyes are harsh and filled with secrets; his once cute, spindly body now broad and intimidating.
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Little Bro's EVERYWHERE!
First time is funny. Second is irritating. Third... Just don't. Xxxx.
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Question
You know Think Of Me from Phantom of the Opera... Is it a ballad. Xxx.
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Chess....
Love is like a game of chess; you want to win, you have to make your move..... Xxx.
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When
When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you, When I met you, I was afraid to know you, When I knew you, I was afraid to love you, Now I love you, I'm afraid to lose you... Xxxx.
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Woah! X
I just saw Albus Dumbledore on Lord of the Rings. Xxxx.
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The Pain.
My brother (3 years younger) just beat me at chess in front of my parents. Ive been playing for longer, and I could have checkmated him a few moves before. No one knows how awful I feel right now..
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Pupils Are Clever: 2
Teacher: Harry, why are you always so dirty. Harry: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are!.
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Pupils Are Clever: 1
Teacher: Sam, find America on the map. Sam: *points* here. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who discovered America. Class: Sam..
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Man Of The 'Oar Xxx
That guy in the Thames. You know, the guy who completely RUINED the Oxford-Cambridge boat race. Dick. X.
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What's Da Point? Xx
I DON'T HAVE TWITTER. IM NOT A TWIT. xxxx.
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Prologue Xxx
The girl leant against the wall, graffiti can in hand, staring lazily up at the sky. It was a dark, murky brown, as normal. It had been 15 years since anybody had seen the creamy, natural blue.
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A Chickens Dream Xx
"I dream of a better tomorrow, when chickens can cross the road, and not have their motives questioned!" xxx.
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God Gave Us...
God gave us two eyes to see, Two ears to hear, Two hands to hold, But why only one heart. Because he wants us to find the other one.... Xxx.
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