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When someone takes credit for your work.
I've been writing stories all my life and now I've found the best way to share them :)
When someone takes credit for your work.
That awkward moment when you're telling a story and you start laughing so everyone thinks you're lying..
My brother just asked me if Santa is real and I told him 'he's what you believe him to be' and he said 'so he's a mugger?' and I said 'no' and he said 'but that's what I belive'm.
It's work today. It's Monday today. Easter holidays are over. Could today get any worse?!.
They pushed me against the wall and shoved their dirty hands into my pockets, to reveal nothing but a wallet with no credit cards and $10 in it.
Trying to run from love is like running on a treadmill. You're heart beats fast and you are going no where .
Take every opportunity because you never know if it's going to be the last..
The boy I have loved for SO many years is moving away and he knows I like him. But the problem is I won't be able to see him again and I'm really depressed and upset. I don't know what to do.
The one thing that makes me smile the most is when I think of you. Just the thought of you is enough to keep me living .
Quote from book: the curtains are blue. What your English teacher thinks it means: depression and loneliness and a need for light. What the author means: the curtains are frikin blue!.
My baby cousin said to me 'let's play hide and seek!' so I said 'okay, I will count and you hide.
I'm not happy. I'm not sad. I'm not anything. Apparently..
I want to cry until my eyes hurt and scream until I loose my voice. When it comes to love there is no other choice but to get hurt and get stronger .
I want to knock over a bin and let a piano fall on your head, I want to get into your thoughts and mess up your head.
Once there was a frog called Joe, He rested on a fat man's toe. He ran away, And today, Where he is nobody knows!.
WARNING: this poem will make no sense... Leather jackets, And tennis rackets. New books, And good looks. Kind words, And smelly turds. Polluted air, And a comfy chair. Televisions, And crazy visions.
I'm a hamster. Do you think it's fun. I run seven miles a day on a squeaky wheel. I eat my own poop because you humans can't be bothered to clear it up.
You're my key, You unlock me, Keep me close, Keep me safe, Keep me happy, So sweet, Whoaaaa love love.
If I was skinny, popular, Pretty and small, You would love me, And no one else at all. If I had perfect teeth, If I was bitchy but sweet, You would love me, From my head to my feet.
A girl is beautiful not hot. She is not a temperature..
Hi, remember me. I was your friend when you were still single..
I miss you lots and lots and lots. I remember how you used to call me pretty and tell me stories of your wild childhood. If only you could tell me those stories now.
Dear mr right, I like you. A lot. Okay bye (: ^ if only it were that simple ....
I must admit, I certainly want a lot of things. But there are only a few of them that I need....
I'm not a skinny, I'm not pretty, I'm not gorgeous, I'm not perfect. I am me, and that is better than being all those things... Being me means everything .
Love is love. It is too powerful to be explained..
I said to my baby cousin 'how are you feeling?' and she said 'it depends' (she's 2 and 1/2 years old) and I said 'what depends?' and she said 'it all depends' and I said 'yes, you are right.' and for...
All day: You. You. You..
My baby cousin generally cannot understand that the world 'chocolate' doesn't mean carpet. I tried showing her an ACTUAL chocolate and she said 'no no no.
I want to be 2 years old,. Get all the attention,. Scream for chocolate,. Wear a nappy,. Talk in baby language,. Laugh and fall over,.
I was young and crazy, And I didn't know what to do, So I randomly decided, I'd fall in love with you.
I hate it when I can't remember a dream and my friend says 'what did you dream about last night?' and I end up making something up. Admit it, you've done it too!.
It's horrible waking up with tears in your eyes and not remembering a dream because you blame innocent things .
Smile. It confuses some people..
1. When the teacher tells off the class and everyone goes silent and you need to sneeze. 2. You've told a joke and you start laughing but stop suddenly because no one else is laughing. 3.
I've been blessed with an angel, An angel ever so true, It's beauty shining like a star, Cheering me up when I'm blue.