@bluerover

Man From Kilkenny

There once was a man from Kilkenny Who bent over and picked up a penny He said there's not enough here To buy me a beer Cos ones not enough I want many!.

@Noonington

The Perfect Boyfriend.

He's completely flawless, he has a nice smile. He makes you feel like its all worth while. He's generous and kind, Loves to be kissed. The only problem is, he doesn't exist..

@Yassy75

Comment about Abbi

Hi if anybody likes my poem "Abbi" please tell me.

@HALEY2425

What U Mean To Me

You mean the world to me You r the sweetest thing I ever seen Now u know I like u And your friend too But u still mean the world to me.

@Noonington

(Hopefully Not) The Future

There once was a girl named Lily, her limericks were kinda silly, so she gave up at school married a tool and then became clinically depressed..

@Htaylor1998

There once was a man from Springfield Who's petty IQ could not yield The concept of Math, English, History, no class But his music gave him all he could feel.

@adel1405

Nutter Butter

The moon is a great white football, the sun is a pound of butter, the world is going round the twist and I'm a little nutter..

@Htaylor1998

New York Pork

There once was a man from New York Who's favourite thing was to eat pork He ate and he gorged On boar after boar 'till one day he collapsed on the floor.