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There are two kinds of evil: the REALLY evil then those who haven't followed me yet. FOLLOW me now!.
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TheCookieMonster
I'm 13 today! Hoot! Hoot! So excited :D
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Stories by @TheCookieMonster (85)
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And baby everything I have is yours, You will never go cold or hungry, I'll be there when you're insecure, Let you know that you're always lovely, Girl, you are the only thing that I have right now.
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Fallen Dreams
The tears swell up in a girl's eyes,. On the verge of distress,. Her arms open wide,. Embracing the bitter breath of Mother Earth,. Her eyelids flutter,.
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New Story
I want to write a new story about a bad boy called Trey Cox-Jones (Jones) and a 'normal' (by the standards of my private school) girl called Cheryl Johansson (Cher) who eventually end up as friends.
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I wanna write 'I miss you." on a rock and throw it at your face so you know how much it hurts that you're not here..
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Dinosaurs
A friend and I had a conversation about dinosaurs and we came to the conclusion that T-Rex's are only so angry because their arms are too short to hug each other..
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I Believe...
“I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong.
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Peeta And I Know It
I walk out the bakery and this is what I see: Catniss Everdeen staring at me. I've got some bread in my hand and I'm not afraid to throw it, throw it, throw it. I'm Peeta and I know it!.
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My Ten Fave Chat Up Lines
10. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again. 9. I'm not drunk I'm just intoxicated by you. 8. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity. 7.
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10 Things About You
1. You're reading this right now. 2. You are realising this is a stupid fact. 4. You didn't notice I skipped three. 5. You're checking now. 6. You're smiling. 7.
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I want to write a new story about a bad boy called Trey Cox-Jones (Jones) and a 'normal' (by the standards of my private school) girl called Cheryl Johansson (Cher) who eventually end up as friends.
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Peeta And I Know It
I walk out the bakery and this is what I see: Catniss Everdeen staring at me. I've got some bread in my hand and I'm not afraid to throw it, throw it. I'm Peeta and I know it!.
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Remember?
Remember me. I'm the girl who was dressed head to toe in black, you and your friends pointed and laughed. I cried and my heart died. Remember me.
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Someone's fantasy is another's reality..
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We
We hate. We love. We fight. We kiss. We enjoy. We miss. We need. We demand. We want. We get. We are. Who we. Are..
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There are two types of evil in this world: the really evil and those who haven't followed me. Press the FOLLOW button NOW..
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It's my birthday on Tuesday!.
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I wanna write 'I miss you." on a rock and throw it at your face so you know how much it hurts that you're not here..
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What my To Do List looks like: I'm not doing shit today. Mission accomplished!.
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I like being weird. Weird's all I've got and that's my sweet style!.
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"What did your parents get you for Christmas?" "I told my parents I only wanted one thing this Christmas: Stop friending me on Facebook.".
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If Barbie is so pretty why do I have to buy her boyfriends?.
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I wish my brain had a map which told my heart where to go..
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Sarcasm - just one of the many services I offer..
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“I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong.
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For those of you who have watched or read the Hunger Games, Catniss & Peeta = Penis.
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Like if when you say you've tidied your room you mean you've made a path from the door to your bed..
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Dinosaurs
A friend and I had a conversation about dinosaurs and we came to the conclusion that T-Rex's are only so angry because their arms are too short to hug each other..
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Fit The Mould
Mummy doesn't chop the sandwiches the way I like anymore, Not like before. In fact, usually she doesn't make sandwiches, Or listen to my wishes.
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Thanks Guys!
I'd like to thank my beautiful, amazing fans for all their support and I wish you lots of prosperity and smiles :) I have flown from a mild 378 to a world stopping 88 and all I have to thank is you -...
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Empty Screams & Fallen Dreams
The tears swell up in a girl's eyes,. On the verge of distress,. Her arms open wide,. Embracing the bitter breath of Mother Earth,. Her eyelids flutter,.
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I Wanna Do It Now
I wanna get drunk today, I wanna get high on lemonade, I wanna scream my name out loud, and I wanna do it now now now. I wanna do it now now now. I wanna do it now now now. I wanna do it now now now.
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Fallen Letters - Verse One
Picture perfect memories, Waiting for the phone to ring, Playing with the diamond, On my gorgeous wedding ring. Other girls prayed for this kind of guy. But he was mine.
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Final Vote For Fan Names
Rules: 1. No more name ideas are accepted at this point. 2. Please comment the name of your choice. 3. You may vote twice. Nominees for names: 1. Nom-noms 2. Cookmons 3. Sugarcubes 4. Fraggles 5.
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Top 5 Yo Mama So Ugly
5. Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell. 4. Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray. 3.
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Those of you who are fans of desorton (the island girl who recently deleted opuss) I'm not sure whether my accusation is correct (she could have made the site though i doubt it) press this link:...
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What should I name my followers. - My heartbeats - My dollies - My nom-noms - My fraggles - My sugarcubes.
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My Top 10 Chat Up Lines
10. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again. 9. I'm not drunk I'm just intoxicated by you. 8. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity. 7.
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I'm not weird. Babe, I'm limited edition..
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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into people's eyes..
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Why Do I Love You? - Part Three
"I can't believe you haven't had a boyfriend before!" laughed Stephen.
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P1: "Did you just fall over?" P2: "No, I attacked the floor!" P1: "Backwards?" P2: "I'm freaking talented!".
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"I'm a ninja." "No, you're not." "Yeah, I am." "Prove it." "Did you see that?" "See what?" "Exactly.".
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BFFs
We are the best of friends. Remember that if you fall I will always pick you up - after I finish laughing..
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Daily Routine
My daily routine: - wake up - be amazing - go back to sleep.
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10 Things About You
1. You're reading this right now. 2. You are realising this is a stupid fact. 4. You didn't notice I skipped three. 5. You're checking now. 6. You're smiling. 7.
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The Dark Lord
Voldemort is like a teenage girl - he has a tiara, a diary, a pet he adores and an obsession with a famous teenage boy..
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What?
When a woman says 'What?' it doesn't mean he didn't hear you, it means she's giving you a chance to change what you said..
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Going to McDonald's for salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug..
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Nothing's Impossible
Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years..
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Smoking
Quitting smoking is easy. I've done it plenty of times!.
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Dear Maths
Dear Maths, You know what. I'm fed up of finding your 'x'. She's gone, dude. Get over her!.
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My new name for any of my followers is The Dollies - like if you like it. Comment if you hate it (only if you have another suggestion).
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Like if I should continue 'Him and Me' or comment if I should continue 'Why Do I Love You?' Thank you my babies!.
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Why Do I Love You? - Part Two
"Another round, dude." demanded Stephen, as he emptied the small glass in front of him.
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Why Do I Love You? - Part One
There was a certain urgency portrayed in his heartless yet desperate words, "Please leave." There on his bed, laid his girlfriend, her white t-shirt around her neck and her short, red bodycon skirt...
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Every body - go on to the AppStore and get the free app WATTPAD it will change your life - the first thing you should read is Singing In The Rain by BelieveInPink because I WROTE IT.
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Him And Me
Who wants me to continue Him And Me?.
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Are You...?
Making out with your non-existent boyfriend. Making out with your existent boyfriend. Eating cookies. Dancing to Lady Gaga 'Born This Way'. Telling yourself you are beautiful. What are you doing.
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Like If...
Like if you think I swear too much..
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Him And Me - Part Two
"We are in deep shit." stated Daniel, staring at the broken china saucer on the floor. "Whoa.
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Criminal Love
Wouldn't it be the perfect crime if I stole your heart and you stole mine?.
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Him And Me - Part One
There was love then there was lurve. Me and Danny had the second, his solid abs were glistening with sweat as he made his way towards me, smirking as he noticed me checking him out.
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Wikipedia
Isn't it funny how you can type in Wikipedia on Wikipedia and Wikipedia comes up?.
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How To Get A Girl To Love U
"12 Ways To Get To A Girls Heart." 1. Hug her from behind. 2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other. 3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. 4. Cuddle with her. 5.
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A World of Cereal
Be a Fruit Loop in a world full of Cheerios..
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Fruity?
Life was so much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits..
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Sadness And Awesomeness
When I get sad, I stop being sad and get awesome instead. True story..
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Right And Left
When nothing goes right, go left..
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Trust
Trust is like paper: once its crumpled it can never be perfect again..
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Dolphins
Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks?.
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Gay Lullaby
Hush little homo, don't you cry. Mandy's going to steal you a Prada tie. -Amanda, Ugly Betty.
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Glee
Mercedes: Is that a men's sweater. Curt: Fashion has no gender..
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Desperate Housewives
When's the last time you went to a bar and a guy said 'Hey, check out the soul on that girl!'.
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I Love
I love a lot of things. Some I wish I didn't love , others I wish I could love even more..
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The Sex Cops
The police are looking for someone described as funny, sexy and great in bed. Your ugly ass is safe, where should I hide?.
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What Is Love?
Love - a form of amnesia where a girl forgets about the other 1.2Billion boys in the world..
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Stupidity
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people..
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Why?
Why be perfect when you can be imperfect. Why be sad when you can be happy. Why say you're ugly when you can say you're beautiful. Why be bacon when you can be a pringle.
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My Views On Zumba
I am suffering from post-watching my mum do Zumba illness.
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Ugly Betty
Ugly Betty is a mixture of Desperate Housewives (Renee) & New Girl (Schmidt) What more could a girl want. Ok, I guess we could have a little 90210 in there but I can work with this!.
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Zayn Malik
Zayn. Zayn. Zayn. Zayn. Zayn. Zayn. Zayn. Zayn. Come back to England, where your lovers remain. We miss you. That's it. Hell to Zayn!. You ditched us for the blond haired and blue-eyed Americans.
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Dance And Singers
Dance. Why the hell are singers so obsessed with it. I mean, singers implies you sing not dance.
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The Tortures Of Teenage Life
Welcome to the tortures of teenage life: walking upstairs at a house party to hide from the possibilities of socialising and telling your mother it is 'cooler' upstairs and then she goes "Are your...
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Waterloo Road
You know you've watched too much Waterloo Road when you start saying "innit" and "fam" with a totally serious facial expression....
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