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TheRainbowUnicorn

I'm Emily, a girl who loves FLUVVY animals and am proudly ASIAN!! I love dogs and rainbow unicorns. Sorry if some of my content sucks. I'm fairly new so it would help if you follow me. Luv MLP and hoping to be an author someday.

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TheRainbowUnicorn
TheRainbowUnicorn

Cows

There are 4 cows in a meadow; 1 mama cow and 3 baby cows.

16 5 75 words
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TheRainbowUnicorn

YAY!!!

TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!.

8 2 4 words
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TheRainbowUnicorn

4,153,237

I read somewhere that 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to start something, but shouldn't that number be even?.

14 0 20 words
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TheRainbowUnicorn

The Dog With The Pink Leash (1)

This story starts in seventh grade. It might be a mushy love story, so be warned. First thing is that I have a dog. Now, you may be like " Big deal!" but she's the one who brought this together.

8 5 187 words
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TheRainbowUnicorn

Wizard Of Oz

The ultimate chick flick: Two women trying to kill each other over shoes..

12 0 13 words
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TheRainbowUnicorn

Friends

If you are crying, a friend will comfort you. A real friend will already be holding the shovel to dig the grave for whoever made you cry..

8 3 27 words
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TheRainbowUnicorn

Nobody Liked This

I want to make my Facebook name 'Nobody' so when someone posts something stupid, I can like it and it will come up as 'Nobody liked this'..

14 0 27 words
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TheRainbowUnicorn

Transportation

Bike: Runs on fat and saves you money Car: Runs on money and saves your fat.

18 1 16 words
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TheRainbowUnicorn

Am I Really This Old?

9 year olds now have iPads, iPods, and laptops. When I was 9, I felt cool with my new markers….

38 6 20 words
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TheRainbowUnicorn

Confusing

If Fe means iron, then would female mean Iron Man?.

16 2 10 words
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TheRainbowUnicorn

Passing or Failing

Daughter: Dad, what's better; passing or failing. Dad: Passing, of course Daughter: Oh good, because I passed my pregnancy test:) Dad:#%^?!~.

38 12 21 words
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TheRainbowUnicorn

Love

Cute guys make you daydream, hot guys make you drool, but funny guys make you fall in love without you even knowing it..

24 3 23 words
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TheRainbowUnicorn

Video Games

Video games ruined my life. Good thing I have 2 extra lives. :).

10 0 13 words
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TheRainbowUnicorn

English Class

My grammar is gooder.

12 2 4 words