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Have a look at a young mans attempts at writing; Download: 'Wattpad' and search 'ThomChase1001..' All feedback appreciated...
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TheShinn
A picture says a thousand words, Opuss says a few more..
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Stories by @TheShinn (17)
A Dead Star
"I knew him first, and I knew him well" Re-issue. Re-package. Re-package. Re-evaluate the songs Double pack with a photograph Extra Track (and a tacky badge).
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Help
Is it normal for my left nipple to be bigger than my other two?.
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Cats
I have been studying cats through history and have found something I'm sure all my Facebook friends, cat lovers or not, need to know. Cats are fucking lazy. Everyone knows this.
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Gangnam Style
If you watch the video to Gangnam Style backwards, it's the heartwarming story of a fat Korean guy who loses all his friends after a shit dancing contest...
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The Order Of Things
I'm no expert, but this morning I broke the mould. I'm pretty sure that most men wouldn't dress in this order from naked: 1. Hat 2. Socks 3. Pants.
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PSY B71
Oppa WestBrom style...
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The Shredder
Just saw my Dealer Principal at the office shredder looking confused and scratching his head, clutching several sheets of letter headed paper. 'Need a hand with that?' I politely ask.
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Chinese Food
Chinese food. Always seems a good idea. Then I order. I wait. I wait. Knock, knock.. I open. He smiles. I smile. I pay. We smile. I walk. I serve. I eat. I sweat. I wash up. I put away.
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Emma
There is a young lady called Dawson Who's fitter than Nigella Lawson With a sexy, tanned back And a steaming hot rack Her whole bloody package is awesome!.
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I'm Scared
Play fighting my dogs earlier and one clawed both my nipples, it was instantly sore. Now my nipples keep tingling and becoming erect. Am I gay?.
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To Me, To You
I've just discovered the real meaning of Easter; The Chuckle Brothers at Wolverhampton Grand Theatre singing 'Blow My Whistle' and raving like its '88.
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John Lennon
'Time you enjoyed wasting was not wasted" - J.W.Lennon.
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Botany
There was a young fellow from Leeds Who swallowed a packet of seeds In less than an hour His dick was a flower And his balls were covered in weeds.
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The Landlord
He is not drunk Who from the floor Can raise his hand And ask for more.
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Hey Everyone!
Happy Zombie Jesus Day!.
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Christ..
What the Hell is Easter all about?.
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