Great Minds.

@xskatestarx99

Colour.

My carpet is brown.

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Grrr

Don't ya just hate it when people copy your status !?.

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Good Friends

Good friends don't let you do stuiped things.........alone.

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Barbie

If barbie isn't a slut then why do people have to buy her boyfriends ?.

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Rude

Sex isn't the answer Yes is the answer.

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So True

Parents call it answering back and being rude- we call it being polite and answering their question.

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Durrr

Walking into a restraunt " mam would you like a table . " " no bitch we'll eat on the floor" Of course we want a table.

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Only Fools And Horses

Stick a pony in your pocket - not actuall possible.

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