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Oxymorons?

'igneous' and an 'oxymoron'?
What planet do you think you are stood upon?
Do you know the definitions of the words you type?
Or do you think extra syllables increase the hype?
I can see that you're trying to appear clever,
But you're failing epically at your literary endeavour.
Please think with some tact, tread carefully,
Before you try to insult someone like me.

Thebeautifulundead

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Perfectly put! Use lots of syllables only if you know how and what they mean people! Otherwise you upset @thebeautifulundead + moi ;)

Isn't igneous a type of rock formed in volcanoes? Pumice would be an example. Oxymoron is harder to explain, but it's two words that contradict each other used together. I feel intelligent now. 😊

@IndiaSparrow agreed :) @Earthbound indeed it is, I chuckled 😃

@Thebeautifulundead Mirth is an odd reaction to my comprehension of polysyllabic words. My vocabulary is extended due to increased usage of my ears. ;)

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