One to One

I’m getting charged up,
To engage your attention
an ultimate one to one
I deserve a small mention.

So convenient to stay in touch,
don’t keep me on hold
I provide a flexible service
in leather I’m sold.

When you’re out on business,
or away for a weekend
be intimate and naughty
on my secrecy, you can depend.

Just switch me on,
and turn on my vibration
urgency so immediate
networked through the nation.

I weigh lighter, than a guilty conscience,
I’m a cheating mans date
so dial up a rendezvous
don’t leave it too late.

So handy in traffic
with my hands free kit
talk to me, I’m so convenient
I’m the other man’s bit.

Charge me up, and excite me,
you can make me ring
don’t run down my battery
as I won’t hear a thing.

I’m just a phone flirt,
ssh, no one can hear me
I’ll dial up disaster
as no one can see me.

There’s no need to talk too loud,
as I’ll set the tone
my mobile’s so perfect
stored numbers to phone.

It’s intimacy whispers,
be naughty, but nice
my mobile phone
it’s my indispensable vice.