I've heard a noise downstairs
And my weapon's aloft.
(The plunger from the loo)
Wishing I was Lara Croft.
It's 12:36 on Saturday night
Heard a crash as I got into bed.
I don't know what I'll do with this
Unblock the burglars head?
I don't remember locking the doors today
Damn my foolish forgettance.
I hope that is not the way
That the thief has found his entrance.
I reach the bottom step
Wish I'd grabbed a baseball bat.
I step into the kitchen
And see nothing but the cat.
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