Theatre,film and television student at York university.
At 11 in the morning Cam is fast asleep. (shouting through the door) Me: Cam?!. Cam:...nhhhn...What. Me: Osama bin Laden's dead. (pause) Cam: Fuck off I don't believe you ( goes back to sleep).
Seeing your Opuss profile slide down the ranks is like watching an intimate and treasured long term relationship slowly break down. Only worse..
Cam's 7 yr old Cousin: Caaaam. Cam: Yeah. Cams cousin: Do you have a girlfriend.
Cam: Can you please not post quotes of me on your strange little app. Or at least change my name and give me a pseudonym ...oh oh. Or give me a porn name. Me: Yeah, of course.
When discussing what animals we would be for a day. Me: You'd have to be something with thumbs, you know, so you could still play Xbox.
Me: I heard they used to call brothels claptraps Cam: (shocked) really. Me: (bemused) yeah, really. Cam: Ruffles. The crisps?.
No•3 Me: I heard a guy married a dog once Everyone: (sounds of disgust) (pause) Cam:...was it a female dog. Me: ...what. Cam: was it a female dog.
No•2 When discussing which religion will eventually rule the world. Me: what religion is Singapore. Cam: I'm pretty certain it's chineese..
No •1 After a heavy night out. Cam: ...huh (as though he just realised something). Me: What. Cam: My veins hurt..
I have collected quotes from my housemate. His name is Cam. He's not as stupid as he sounds. Most of the time anyway. Enjoy!.
I was struck today by the most profound sense of sadness. Just as I finished the last transfers of music and movies from my old computer to my new one it hit me.
Humans are dumb and they die easy. - Bender.
Life is funny. Not ha ha funny. Peculiar I guess. - Mr E.
Hate those who hate, And you'll have hate on your plate. Share love and you'll feel, Filled with love every meal. And then you'll never wish For a tastier dish. Nom a nom nom.
Rather than have a fear filled past, or regretful future, be brave today. You owe it to your past and present selves..
The doctor turned back to his patient, his office chair groaning under his shifting weight.
Tired when you wake up. Awake when you need to sleep.
I'm no biologist, but I know the heart has strings. Some get played. Some get broken. And some are just in tune with each other..
Who actually says the word 'Gizmo' anymore. I think it was killed by the word 'App'. RIP Gizmo..
Empty places are the ones most full of memories..