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You call that art. I call it a fart, That sprayed out of control, Its just a few spots, But its worth a whole lot, Just wipe it off with some roll..
The whip may be in your hand,. Whilst there is blood dripping from mine,. But the smile is upon my face,. And the frown is upon thine,. You take pain and store inside,. Whilst I let mine go free,.
On a hill above a raging storm, True hearts show their courage, Battling wind and gale and light, They live today fearing death tomorrow, And do not fear death tomorrow for they have lived today..
To be he who I am there are obstacles I must first overcome, Yet to stand and face those challenges, I have already become he who I am destined to be..
When I opened my eyes I was greeted by a loud screeching noise. My alarm clock. I leant over and smashed the button. The bloody thing never went off until a certain amount of force was applied.
It came from the water, a white stallion. Born of the surf it moved as nothing I had seen before. And it was beautiful. Its long legs thundering on the sand as it rode towards me.
To create a portrait full of light,. In the darkest hours of the night,. One must cleanse themselves of blood and sin,. And let only love and purity in,. And if at first you dont succeed,.
Under a mountain not so far away, There lives a little dragon with a bale of hay, He lives with his mother and his father too, But its become a bit of a problem when they go to the loo, For squeeze...
Dear Future, I am writing to you in the hope that I can save you from that which destroyed us. In the hope that we have risen from the ashes as a better people.
I can feel the hunger, Growling in my belly, I need to make a sandwich, Peanut butter and jelly. No way, no way, Definitely not, I need something fulfilling, Battered fish or what.
The fumes rise, The inferno burns on, The ice is melting, Soon it will be gone, Islands will drown, As sea levels rise, Lives will be lost, Hurricanes cover the skies, Fires burning, Fishing in...
'Je n'ai pas fait mes deviors!' You naughty little boy. 'Lo siento la profesora' Detention, Little Leroy. 'No, madame si vous plait!' Yes, you deserve it.
Of Monsters And Men are my new favourite band after hearing their album 'My Head Is An Animal'. They are like Ben Howard, Mumford and Sons and Amy Macdonald all combined.
Hi, just gonna apologise because my friend went on my ipod without me realising and thought it would be funny to wind people up.
The Malasian Exploding Ant can literally blow itself up. If it senses its about to lose a fight it explodes, spraying its stomach acids at its opponent. Talk about having the last laugh..
Clouds cover the skies, shedding milky light across the moors.
There is a fire burning in my soul, The smoke threatens to consume me. It burns in a passionate rage, Against all that is evil and unholy.
High in the sky, Sits a man all alone, Lonely with no one to love, He watches from there, Longingly searching, Flying on the wings of a dove, He would cherish her, Provide all for her, If only she...
I have many inspirations. I know I was supposed to pick one but, I couldnt choose between the three.
Thats it then, Its over, Whatever it is we tried, We failed, You know from giving up, There is no return, We leave now, We never come back, You want that.
I lost The Game. And now you have too. Sorry..
Bibitty bobitty boo, We're going to the zoo, We're going to see the animals, That want to make friends with you.
You dont need to rake in the likes, To go up in opuss, So dont go crazy and freak out Trying to stay focused, Just try to take part in events, And conversations aswell, Because all you need to do on...
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/m/takeaction/724/210/624/ "In 'The Cove' a team of activists and filmmakers infiltrate a heavily-guarded cove in Taiji, Japan.
The other day I saw a duck,. It was in a pond and it was stuck,. Ice had frozen the surface solid,. Its legs were trapped, and so I hurried,. Over to see how I could help,.
A mosquito has bitten me, Its really starting to itch, And I know I shouldnt scratch it, But I really cant resist.
Live today knowing you will die tomorrow, And die tomorrow knowing that you lived today. - Unkown.
I am a secret agent, The best at what I do, So dont even try to break the law, Incase I target you. I am a football player, I am extremely rich, I run around screaming loud, At home and on the pitch.
We gather tonight, you and me, In Earths darkest hour, All helpless, kneeling before, A terrible unyeilding power, We grasp at straws, with both hands, But our grip on life is weak, We turn around,...
P hotos trapped under lock and key, H appily waiting to be free, O nly time can tell when that will be, T hey shall stay for now, my friends and me, O n holiday I bought it, by the sea, F rance was...
@Seamonster I am unable to go onto my feed at the moment. Its just giving me the background and none of the Opusses. Ive tried uninstall/reinstalling but is there anything else??.
Ive captured your greatest memory, I hold it to ransom on your stand, A memory of good times, But can you guess what I am. The answer will be revealed tommorow :) Guess in the comments :).
Look around you,. See the destruction,. Hear the screams,. Feel the revultion,. Cast the killing blow,. Watch it die,. Savour the moment,. Hold your head up high,. We're burning down the world,.
BANANA WEDGIE On Saturday at precisely 9:05pm an elderly man who goes by the name of Jimmy Electron was the victim of a terrible crime.
And so the Count, Switched to his winged form, Escaping with his victim #Bat.
Waiting all day to embrace you,. I open my arms out wide,. If scared I shall apease you,. And in me you may hide,. On rainy days Im your company,. And when cold I keep you warm,.
I just read about how poachers snares had killed two Mountain Gorillas in Rwanda this year.
Global Warming. Real or Fake?.
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Love is not about how perfect you are. I mean, you arent perfect. In fact, you are no where near perfect, ha ha not even close. It looks like you just missed the Perfect Train choo choo. Hahaha...
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My evil scheme was finally put into place today and I now await the results. Everyone Ive asked agrees that this makes me the most terrible fiend to have made the journey from Zarktog to planet Earth.
You see it. You can picture it right now. It pains you to see it. Yet you see it and do nothing. You watch it. Never lifting a finger. It hurts. You make your excuses. Its not your problem.
Tommy means 'Twin',. Yet I am no twin,. Twin is a thing,. That Ive never been,. I have a sister,. But shes younger than me,. So that doesnt count as a twin, you see,. So if you think,.
Friendship is like peeing yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings. -Unknown.
Long ago, the people of the Brittish Isles believed that the universe was created by a Giant Wolf. Its massive pawprints filled to make the oceans and the gaps between the toes became the land.
Look at that Leopard, Look at the pain in its eyes, Look at it silently begging your help, Please, Set It Free, Look at that Leopard, Look at its tatty, overwashed fur, Look at the deep cuts on its...
Awesome Opening Ceremony :).
Colder and colder, my heart turns to ice, I transform from the old me, The me that was nice, Now my plans for world domination, Have been ruined by the people from a once friendly nation, My secret...
The death of me is the death of you,. To kill me, to kill your innocence too,. But that has long since flown away,. Leaving a once divine heart to rot and decay,. But fear not now, for I am here,.
Under the blackest night do the brightest lights show,. And that which brought light in the day has fallen silent,. But these lights of purity of mind and heart,.
I hear whispers of a great power, It returns to the land it has forsaken, So powerful even Fear shall cower, When Love returns to these lands..
There once was a great big orangutan, Who was the lead guitarist in a band, They toured across the world in a massive bus, Everywhere their fans made quite a fuss, From the FanZebra in South...
I remember a time when I was free. I had a family, kids, the whole lot. I had friends too, but thats all gone now. In the blink of an eye it all ended. For sport. A single bullet. A single gun.
Im going caving today, Going deep down underground, Im gonna make it all the way, And take a look around, Im gonna wade through the rivers, The snake round down below, Delving into rock...
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It seems to me, That many of you, Are writing some good stuff, So I shall go now, And maybe Ill return, After I vanish in a puff.. .. of smoke..
I have a case of writers block, All of my ideas could fit into a small sock, My ideas are smaller than a small rock, This is really bad, so I think Ill stop. Hey look, a camel, Huh....
Away with the wind I soar, My life in my death has been glorified, Im thirsty for life I want more, But Ill see you on the morningside, For you must break through the night, You must put up a...
I was having a very pleasant time,. When something strange came from the sky,. Which was ,in fact, a butterfly,. It came with the wind blowing left and right,. It really was quite a beautiful sight,.
The power of imagination makes us infinite. -John Muir.
On a winters day not so long ago,. Before the sun had risen,. When the weather was cold,. A man arrived, his eyes full of malice,. Came into town,. Declared it his palace,.
Opuss is shrinking.
School tommorow, As per normal, Diary signed, As per normal, Homework done, As per normal, Bag packed, As per normal, Alarm set, As per normal, Early night, As per normal.
Take a deep breath, Its over now, For you anyway, Others will fight on, But you did your part, You wont be remembered, Not as an individual, You will be known as Soldier, A man who gave it all for...
On this bright and sunny day,. There are a few things I have to say,. One is Have a merry old time,. Weaving words into amazing rhymes,. Two is Live each day as your last,.
When life gives you lemons, thank it for the free food. - Tommy Walsh.
1) Htiler. 2) Nggeri. 3) Wte Dearms. 4) Pneis. 5) Buttsxe. 1) Lither. 2) Ginger. 3) Dew Streams. 4) Spine. 5) Subtext. (They were quite obvious really).
Contains a single swear word, so do not read if you cannot take it :P. Go on,. Hit me,. Kick me,. I can take it,. Take my stuff,. Rip it up,. I can take it,. Gang up on me,. Give me no escape,.
A journey we shall never know,. A journey only the wind undergoes,. Cold and biting, flying free,. Just a dream, for you and me,. To look down upon the ground below,.
Im a little fokscub, Ain't I the tuffest fing you've ever seen.
The world is perfect. Everything is great. And you are happy. Love. Peace. Friendship. Fun. Then the storm hits. Everything turns upside down. They betray you. The world burns.
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Tick tock, goes the clock,. Signalling another electric shock,. Because the insomniac must stay awake,. She has a world record she must break,. She hasnt slept for several days,.
Pusscat, Pusscat, Sitting on me lap,. You were soaking wet when you came in the cat flap,. Now youve gone and got all the water on me,. And youve got a lot of fur in me drink of tea,.
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May not post for a while now, because I will be on holiday and I dont know if I will get Wi-Fi there..
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There cant be a great army without a great general, and there cant be a great general without a great army. -Michael Flatley.
If you follow whats in your heart, and really go for it, nothing can stand in your way. -Michael Flatley.
I dont get why so many people dislike the Queen on here. She has done loads for everyone in the Commonwealth.
Before I die, I have a list of things I want to do, I hope you will join in with me and make a list too.
They said they would be safe, Here they are dead, my loved ones, They lied, they killed em like the rest, Slaughtered them like the rest, Tortured them like the rest, Left me to see the results, It...
You stood tall and mighty,. 'Till they burned you down,. But out of the ashes,. Rose a Pheonix,. Stronger than before,. Now they kneel at your feet,. And beg forgiveness,. Yet nothing can undo,.
You stand tall and proud, Do you know what you're fighting for. You fight alone..
Oh how I wish I were a kangaroo,. Roaming free not in a zoo,. Bouncing ever high and high,. Until my head hits the sky,. And when my feet touch the ground,. I will land softly without a sound,.
Mr Meerkat was off to work,. When he saw his old friend Ms Stork,. He saw her purse fall from her pocket,. So he picked it up, it was pink and spotted,. He caught up with her and said, "Hello!".
There once was a Leopard who could ride a Horse, He was a masterful jockey and won every course, He would take home his trophies and put them on a shelf, That way everyone could see ( he didnt keep...
Does anybody know how to get off a frozen screen on the safari app. I tried the debug thing but it says there is no bug :( now i cant use the internet on my ipod.
I dont drink these days, Im allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.
"- Hey, where do you live. - With my brother. - Where does he live. - With me. - Where do you both live. - Together. - I hate you.".
The Coldest February in 100 Years The Warmest March in 100 Years The Wettest April in 100 Years We've really screwed things up..
"I know Im not perfect, but Im so close it scares me" - Fridge Magnet.
Today was the worst day any person could live. Large ships on the horizon had put everyone on edge, because of stories for further along the coast.
Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out. - Sid Waddel.
On this very merry day, With the sun shining so bright, Ive something I must tell you About strange occurances at night It seems that each and every night, Whilst I am fast asleep, Some little...
7+ Sorry, but truths come out that you dont wanna know. Dream crushing and all that.
Son: (Looking In Mirror) Damn, I am so sexy. Dad: What are you doing. Son: Dad, how does it feel to be the dad of someone so sexy. Dad: I dunno, you'll have to go ask your Grandad.
Are there any photographers on here that could recomend a good DSLR for wildlife photography, I have around £300 to spend, for the body and the lense together.