@mashedloofa

What's The Officer Problem?

Turns out, when an officer asks you why you're not wearing your seatbelt when you're driving, pretending to have arms like a T-Rex is only hilarious to you.....

@Ria1984

Soup Of The Day

Tequila.

@1004pm

It's not easy coming to terms with who you really are. Reality is a cruel mistress..

@DQ-231

Rain

Please kindly fuck off..

@dougietjs

Harry Potter

Would just like to say, my only claim to fame is that I live next door to Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley).

@jamesbird21

True Words

Never give up on something you can't go a day without thinking about!.

@DazyQueen

OH NO!!!!

Please help me... I have writers block. I can't think of ANYTHING!!!. Any ideas on how to get rid of it?. HELLPP!!!.

@mashedloofa

Those Awkward Moments

Stop, drop and roll isn't just an effective fire safety tip.. It's also an interesting way to get out of those boring conversations...