iPhone Weakness.

@Mr_Coolio

Like my dad says; all kids films are based on 'Finding Nemo'. They get lost and have to go find each other again. He has seen it 11 times though..

@CoollikeCat

My Sister

My sister recently got Opuss on her iPod. Please follow her @lilsandstorm. WARNING: Often gets dangerously weird and not suitable for the easily creeped out..

@faruc

ROLE REVERSAL (Girls' Night Out)

Me and my homies, we're gonna dress up in the sexiest of outfits, looking fly as f*ck. Then we'll go the club where chick are gonna be drooling over us.

@thelivjay

A woman should never be expected the clean the house unless the man is giving her a pair of Louboutins..

@alexche

Why I Love My Housemates

I love my housemates for many reasons, including the following:. The way they mock my age. The way they mock my hookups. The way they tin foil my room.

@mitchattitude

Fact #1

There are more people alive today than have ever died in the history of time!.

@HeatherAnne

The Avengers.

I don't usually post this kind of thing, but... If you get the chance to go and see The Avengers at the cinema... DO IT. At least a 9/10, and even aside from my Thor-obssession, it was brilliant..

@Mr_Coolio

Chavs

What's the point of chavs. All they do is sit around doing nothing at school and wonder when they're an adult walking their massive Staffordshire Bull Terrier down the road why they haven't got a job.