IMPORTANT NOTE: I DID NOT WRITE THIS

Dear parents,
Jasmine was in a relationship with a homeless boy,
Snow white lived alone with 7 men,
Pinnochio Was a liar,
Robbin hood was a thief,
Tarzan walked around with no clothes on,
A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him,
Cinnderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.

You can't blame us for becoming rebels!