@parky72

Dogs are chasing the car... Pipers driving... And we are in toad suck.

@cherry_blossom

I'd imagine the whole world was one big Machine. Machines never come with any extra parts, y'know. They always come with the exact amount they need.

@skinnylove

Don't you hate it?

I hate it when I close my eyes and I can't see..

@nikujagagirl

Random Fact #34

There is more real lemon juice in Lemon Pledge furniture polish than in Country Time Lemonade..

@mpallister24

Just been to the library and got my bronze stickers!.

@mpallister24

Don't EVER in your whole life eat a bagel with black paper & lemon salad cream. Yuckety, yuck yuck!.

@missjods

PearCider

Mmmm yum, who loves pear cider?.

@Twilightianalex

I hate it when it's dark and your brain goes "hey you know what we haven't thought about in a while. Monsters" This has not been made by me.