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VampireRipper

I'm quite nice. I don't bite. OR DO I? Dun dun DUNNNN!!

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This May Be My Last Opuss

I fear, The end is drawing near. A new type, A different hype. Bigger and still white, Different and still light. This may be my last Opuss.

2 0 89 words
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VampireRipper

My Life Is Not Worth Living

This is a blog btw. Do you want to know why. I just wrote this poem about Kony, but I tried to copy it and it deleted it. Ha a I'm crying right now. .

0 0 34 words
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VampireRipper

Harry Potter VS Twilight

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Hate Harry Potter. And we'll crucio you. Red are red. Violets are blue. Love Twilight.

2 0 35 words
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VampireRipper

Whaaaaaaaat??

I've gone down the ranks. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!. HOW COULD THIS beeeee?. Well I wasn't posting for a while so I guess that may be it.

0 0 168 words
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VampireRipper

A Bullying Poem About Who?

He's heard you're a bully now, All powerful and mean, I think you expect for everyone to bow, You should just come clean, The manis on his way here, Slender and tall, He's grinning from ear to...

34 4 124 words
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VampireRipper

Jack Frost

A cold frosty night,. A white peaceful sight,. One man wanders,. Through the bitter cold and silence,. He spreads ice and snowy weather,. Jack is a different kind of fella,.

0 0 56 words
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VampireRipper

Random Ramblings

The waffle played with a quaffle because his other waffle from another toaster, was grounded. The mummy likes waffles. The mummy waffle-knapped the poor waffle because the mummy had no friends.

8 1 61 words
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VampireRipper

My Limerick

There once was a man who died, His mother then shrieked and cried, She fell down the stairs, Broke one of the chairs, She had broken her hip and her side!.

8 0 31 words
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VampireRipper

Imagination

Imagination. If you don't have it you're pretty much screwed!.

4 0 10 words
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VampireRipper

It's Pathetic...

It's a bit crappy, that the 'top of the year' is a Bob Marley quote. Could it not have been a poem. Could it not have been a story. Could it not have been a joke. Damn you Oppuss. Damn you.

4 1 46 words
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VampireRipper

To The Nice People Who Actually Think I'm Sane And Look At My Oppusses . GOD THIS IS A LONG TITLE!

To the nice people who think I'm actually sane and look at my Oppusses, Just saying okay. I had a okay poem that I was going to put on here. It was about bullying but, I seem to have lost it.

0 0 117 words
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VampireRipper

Just A Notice

If I don't post for a while its because I'm planning a book that I hope, will be good. I'm also doing homework. But I'm going to miss Opuss. .

2 0 29 words
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VampireRipper

Just An Idea, Will Maybe Carry On.

The large cave-like hall was dark."We have searched for years for the chosen one. And now we have found you. Ananias." A voice declared. There were whispers of excitement throughout the room.

6 0 275 words
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VampireRipper

Opuss

I haven't been on here for a while. I've missed it. :/ Opuss ❤❤ xx.

6 0 15 words
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VampireRipper

Untitled

"We're being followed." Rachel whispered. Jordan looked behind us. "Shit." Jordan murmured. I glanced behind us. It was he guy from the party, (we just left the same party) and he had a weapon.

4 0 70 words
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VampireRipper

Twitter And Opuss

*On twitter just following people I think are cool* Suddenley a wild opus notification appears. *I check it out* Me: "Oh wow. Someone liked another of my jokes.

6 2 50 words
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VampireRipper

Untitled

To pee or not to pee... That Is the question. Will Shakerspeare.

2 0 12 words
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VampireRipper

Untitled

What did the bird army general say whilst in a war. RETWEET!!.

10 0 12 words
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VampireRipper

Street Wizard, Part 1/4 Of 1

Real wizards aren't like Harry Potter. They face real dangers. Getting caught or found out was one of the main dangers. But also the gang. The gang were a group of wizards who 'ran' the wizards.

2 2 141 words
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VampireRipper

Untitled

What's your favourite letter of the alphabet. Mine's ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!.

4 0 9 words
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NO I DON'T !

Non jai ne pas de livre..

4 0 6 words
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VampireRipper

Flying

It felt amazing. On the back of a dragon, with its wings beating against my legs. A mighty roar rumbled deep within its chest. I clung on for dear life, scared but thrilled. I was loving the feeling.

8 0 68 words
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VampireRipper

Cannibal!

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown. Does this taste funny to you?.

2 0 20 words
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VampireRipper

Psychiatrist..

A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy.

6 0 50 words
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VampireRipper

Bird Flu And Swine Flu

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu. If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment..

8 0 25 words
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Bad Dog Yolk! ;)

What's on the top of a building. A wroof!.

6 0 9 words
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VampireRipper

I'm Not.

I'm not from Beverley..

0 0 4 words
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Part One?

I was surrounded. Nowhere to run. They had me, I was terrified. Yet, I still tried to come up with some kind of plan. "Hey. Are you guys the Men in Black. Well, because shouldn't I be coming after ..

4 2 356 words
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Untitled

You'll find us chasing the sun. Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh , ohohohohoh oh ohoh ohoh. Ohoh oh oh oh oh. .. Ohhhh... .

0 0 26 words
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Him

"He's the one you like isn't he?" Stefanie questioned. I kept quiet. "You're blushing. You do!" Stefanie giggled. "Shh. He'll start coming this way!" I hushed Stefanie.

2 0 209 words
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VampireRipper

Runaway

"They don't understand how tough it is. Don't worry, we'll be okay." Peeta tried to reassure me. "No Peeta, we won't. No ones going to take us in or, even give us a job." I stepped out of his arms.

4 0 74 words
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Slayer

I stood in a cramped and dark alley. The abomination was stood in front of me. It was trapped. A tall wooden fence was at the very end of the alley. It slowly turned toward me.

2 1 83 words