Imagine

@Joecalone

"I wunce thunk gramer was reely imortint. But now I reelise that its stoopid. If you ar gud at gramer then your a weerdo." This is why I hate Facebook.......

@alkalineboy

The End of Me

Though the initial intrusion was not as calm or infatuating as I recall to have hoped for, the shock soon gave way to lust. Lust in it's most carnal form.

@Pygmypuff

The Great Adventures Of Josephine, Eleanor, Katrina And Harrietta. PART 1

Once upon a time, in the great land of Hendor, there lived 4 girls. 1. The great sorceress, Josephine with her small wish dragon, Po. 2. The Elf princess, Eleanor and her Mouse, Cadel. 3.

@JennaDelenn

Tied By Love

I watched the body fall to the floor as the bullet struck the unfortunate soul. The bullet that departed from my lovers gun.

@Alicecold

Idea For A Dialogue

"Do not fear, love. I will make it. I will survive." "But what if they are right?" "What do you mean. That this is not my fate.

@robbielorenzo

Spicy As F**K!

Just had a nandos, I asked for it 'not too spicy' maybe they heard the opposite. It was that spicey my nose was running and my ears popped. & my eyes were watering.

@Alicecold

Dining Hall

"Welcome, recruits of wizardry. Please sit down, students of magic!" With no wait, we took place at the well-filled dining table.

@Joecalone

Desert Island Diary 1

So, I just woke up. My ship is wrecked. Seagulls caw above me. I have a headache. Do coconuts act as aspirin. Why am I here. This sand is hot, I need to find shelter.