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"Sometimes I like to sit in my wardrobe and pretend I'm a potato.." - Me :D.
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XxFaithxX
Ello, stalkers!! Mah name be Faith and I'm 12. :) I'm an aspiring writer and I love to write horror novels! ;D
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Stories by @XxFaithxX (31)
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Sometimes I wonder, "why is that frisbee getting bigger. And then it hits me..
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If people are trying to bring you down, that means that you are already above them..
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Yolo :3.
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It's a little known fact, but I have the body of a god. Shame that god is Buddha....
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"A laugh is a smile that bursts.".
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Video Games
If Video Games make you violent, does playing Monopoly make you a millionaire?.
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I phoned my bank today ad said, "I'd like to put a block on my credit card." "No problem sir," the man said, "Was it lost or stolen?" "Neither," I replied, "My wife has just gone out...
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What's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument. The knife has a point..
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"Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." - Will Smith.
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"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything." - Marilyn Monroe..
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug :3.
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"You all laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.".
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How Do I Get The Symbols Up Here??
Someone comment and tell me please :).
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Random:3
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself: where the heck is the ceiling?.
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LOL.
When you forget to catch your friend in a trust exercise and they break their nose :3.
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The Final Episode: Part 4
Misty, like the acrobat she was, dove over a large pipe that hung in mid-air, and then landed on both feet to give Kajj a final smash to the head.
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The Final Episode: Part 3
Kajj turned to reveal two rows of disgusting, twisted teeth, grinding against eachother as he spoke. 'So... you've come to kill me, have you?' He sneered, holding up a large machine gun in his hands.
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The Final Episode: Part 2
'When Kajj is lured into our trap, there'll be no escape.
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The Final Episode: Part 1
Skyrim trotted along the path, his eyes glinting in the moonlight. Jay scrambled alongside him, his ears flat against his mane. 'Where is she?' Jay whispered, his eyes darting around like a hawk.
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Death At The Barbers
Rain trickled down the busted windows of the ancient Edwardian buildings in Dark CLoud Avenue.
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Oops?
When you go over your phone bill by £64.. Has anyone else gone over before. I don't wanna be the only one xD.
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Definition Of A Bisexual
A bisexual is a PERSON (just like everyone else!!) most people are so judgemental. They should accept everyone for who they are, for their race, sexuality, skin, or differences.
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Lightbulbs :D!!
Q: How many gypsies does it take to change a lightbulb . A: None, but you'd lose a lot of light bulbs..
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R.M.S Titanic
Exactly 100 years ago tonight, the Titanic met her watery grave in the depths of the ocean.
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Definitely!
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word " definitely " in a sentence.
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Blonde Paint.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
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Listen To Your Elders!
Mum: put your coat on dear, it's freezing outside. Me: no, I'm fine. 10 minutes later; Me: s*** I'm cold!.
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A Shadow's Gift
Can a shadow move across the sky While the sun is bright and rising high.
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Darn it.
Apparently, setting myself on fire is NOT burning calories!.
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A Vampire
It was beauty It was all of Nature's glory in one form But then, suddenly, I realized that it was all wrong This was darkness, not light And this form murdered innocents This thing melded with...
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