'cause Espeon's cute, ok? ~Kawaii! :D
A Parodic Minecraft Adventure Part 1: Introduced to a Creeper It was daytime in the world of blocks as me and my mentor, Tom, strolled happily through a forest of green hills and rushing rivers.
Any other suggestions.
"That light comes from the Tree of Time." "No way..." Void was amazed. "It grows behind our castle?" Herobrine nodded solemnly. "Yes, it does.
Life can be annoying. I seem to remember I began an Opuss like that - maybe it was the #OBR. Well, it can be. Things will not always go your way.
Phew... a lot of energy was poured into that last Opuss. But I think it was worth it. My mind's a little clearer now, so I'll get back to my stories :D One thing...
This Opuss is being written at a time when it seems most of the community have fallen victim to sleep.
Ok people, let's get this straight. Slenderman is not a nasty guy. Have you ever thought why he is following you. I mean, he has no reason to, right. Because, do you know what you did.
I see what they did there. (Opuss reference)..
Every single time a message pops up on Plague Inc. it has something to do with Finland. ... WTH?!.
This story comes after the events of A Minecrafter's Diaries and Lord Herobrine. This tale begins long ago, at a time where the Earth was new and life had only just begun.
Huh. Wha- where... this place seems very familiar... WELCOME, ZORUA101. Huh?. Woah, a disembodied voice... YOU HAVE BEEN GONE FOR A LONG TIME. Who is this?. WE HAVE BEEN EXPECTING YOU. ...We.
I got back from a wonderfully hot Spain full of flies, mosquitoes, strange dead bugs under the door and random drunk people knocking on the gate and asking for water.
I'm off to Spain for two weeks WITHOUT WIFI, so I won't be able to check Opuss :( I will be writing though. :D So goodbye people :) Zorua.
This idea hit me a few minutes ago. The idea that luck plays a part in the challenge. Allow me to explain more.
Knifes are not daggers in a murderer's hand. They are a tool, used for many a craft. They bring out the best in food. They can cut open that cardboard box which holds your Christmas present.
My absence was the consequence of joining a friend on his journey to his great residence and staying the night. In other words, I was here, I wasn't here, I am here. Hello again :D.
The worst matchups ever: 1: Ditto Vs. Ditto 2: Magikarp (only move is Splash) Vs. Magikarp (only move is Splash) Life will become very boring if you are in either of these situations..
A few days ago, I read an Opuss that contained a particular sentence that upset me. It said that the person 'didn't want stories clogging up their news feed', and that they 'preferred poems'.
Do you want to know the meaning of life. Look it up in a dictionary. Duh -_-.
Guy 1: Your voice scares me... Guy 2: Really. Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!.
A boy and a girl are on a date. Boy: Gemma. Gemma: Yes, Brian. Boy: 143. Gemma: ... HOW COULD YOU BE SO CRUEL?. (In case you don't know, 143 means 'I Hate You', not 'I Love You').
I HATE MY ENEMIES!!. Rant over. Have a nice day!.
Stupid Troubling Angering Terrible Insensitive Simple Terrifying Irrespectable Crude Statistics I was just brain dead from creativity, so, err... yeah..
In memory of @melody - rest in peace. I wish for something, a little tale, A story to keep us going. Poems that rhyme with floorless rhythm, Or a quote to stop us weeping.
My friends and I were reading out a part from a modernized playscript of the Pardoner's Tale from Chaucer's Canterbury Tales in English. And it went like this: Ollie: Oh no, I forgot the pies.
I was once on a detective case about a murder in the bathroom. The answer just slipped out of my hands. Any ideas what the answer is. :P.
My friend was once in a pantomime, performing some play. One of his lines was, "Pick up that mop and bucket!" Guess what he said. He said, "Pick up that mop and fuck it!" Oops..
Guy: I'm a murderer. Other guy: You're going to have to convince me. Guy: *puts on kitten mask* Other guy: Yup, very convincing. I'll take your word for it.
Go into the Nether, put down a bed, and try to sleep. Stand well away when doing so..
THIS IS HOW TO GET YOUR POINT ACROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. I just demonstrated :D.
Considering we have a fiver and a tenner, the logical solution would be to call a twenty pound note a twentier..
Whenever I got a notification that someone had mentioned me in a comment on an Opuss that wasn't mine, I would spend quite a while using the 'Find' button.
A Parody of the Minecraft Adventures Part 1: Introduced to a Creeper It was daytime in the world of blocks as me and my mentor, Tom, strolled happily through a forest of green hills and rushing...
Should I write more poems, or stick with stories, random jokes and other stuff. What would YOU like best. :D.
How to scare someone who plays Minecraft: Sneak up behind them and just go "Ft-tssssssssssss..." I tried this on one of my friends who had no idea I was behind them.
Poem, poem, poem, poem, poem, poem, poem, poem, poem, poem, poem, poem, poem, poem, poem, poem, poem, poem, poem, poem. WHY ARE POEMS SO MUCH MORE POPULAR THAN STORIES?.
Person 1:...
When you get scale ratios the wrong way round...
Person 1: I WON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER. A few hours later... Person 1: Do you hate me. Person 1's friend: No. Person 1: HOW DARE YOU!.
My high score on OvenBreak is: 12,386,489,600 That was three weeks' worth of playing :S.
Those who watch AdamZoneTopMarks on YouTube should know what this means. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE E E E EEEEEEEEEEE E E E EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
I am going on holiday when the Olympics start, and coming back to England when they end. Once again, my unsupportiveness shines through..
Someone is writing a story about someone writing a story about someone writing a story about someone writing a story about someone writing a story about someone writing a story about someone writing...
I have been lying here for the past hour continuing to refresh my Opuss Feed in the hope for some inspiration to arrive in my head. It hasn't :(.
Toys R Us is one of the 21 conspiracies that are attempting to gain control of the world..
He drove a tank off the top of a building and fell on quite a few people's heads - killing them instantly. Lol..
Person 1: Can you see the ninja. Person 2: What ninja. Person 1: EXACTLY.
There hasn't been any posts in the last 45 minutes. Is everyone saving up for 1am. :S.
How do you answer a riddle. I'll tell you. Flip the page. The other way, dumbass. THE PREVIOUS INSTRUCTION WAS A LIE. Fine, I'll tell you how.
I keep on trying to put my feet up and relax. Then my phone just casually slips out of my trouser pocket. I NEED FRICTION!.
Person: I hate monarchy. This person goes on to become king of the world..
Been watching Opuss reviews on YouTube. All of them loved it. :) Yay. We're part of a brilliant application. :D.
Yep, I'm Dovakiin (Not the person on Opuss!) You know why. Let me tell you. This idiot at school was really annoying me in PE, and I couldn't take it anymore.
This is MineTeam's first video. I think @Hazzy16 would be interested :) All Minecraft players/fans, watch, rate, comment, subscribe.
England and penalties. X X X X X X X X X X X X X X.
To be honest, plagiarising is basically reposting without giving credit..
A counter-attack to any annoyance, fights, problems etc. etc. (I'm not quite sure if this comes into plagiarism). Take that. | | V The pen is mightier than the sword. Write, don't fight..
Those who can speak, read and write in the language of silence... are simply amazing..
I am now going to attempt a complicated and life-risking manuouvre known as 'Get Onto Minecraft While Parents Are Asleep'. Sorry I can't spell manuouvre. It's just slipped my mind. :S.
WARNING: MY FRIEND LIKES A BIT OF STRONG LANGUAGE HERE AND THERE (MOSTLY EVERYWHERE) I had a conversation on Minecraft with my friend. Here's how it went...
Goodnight. I have a violin competition tomorrow so I'm going to sleep now. Bye!.
The hardest language to learn is silence..
I woke up, and the vixen was gone. Without warning, she had simply left. No thank-you, no apology, nothing. I checked outside. No sign of her. I growled and kicked the tree in despair.
That's 10 of them - maybe it's getting a little out of hand... Let's just say this was more stupid than unexpected. I decided to go on a blowing-up rage on my server.
I sincerely hope no more fights break out on Opuss again, because I've had enough. If one does break out, I will have to utilise my ultimate counter-attack. And believe me, you'll know it's true..
*Lewis fails at creeper killing and creeper explodes* <Skylord_Jasper> WHAT THE DEVIL WAS THAT FUMBLEMOREEEEEEE <Fumblemore> Was that me. *Lewis fails a few more times* <Skylord_Lysander> Hmm...
Note: When writing your entry, tag it with #DoubleAcrostic BEFORE POSTING!!. Here's something to mull over - double acrostics.
There goes my face. Now to N and a cute li'l Zorua. :D.
My iPod did not prepare itself for a night of writing so it's sitting here with a 5% charge. Sorry everyone :(.
I had to concentrate for this. One slip and both of our lives would be gone forever. I took some deep breaths. You can do it, I assured myself.
Something random I found on YouTube while looking for Minecraft videos, would you believe. It's from the Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged series episodes 52 and 53 (from what I've seen). Melvin: Bored now.
Better get to sleep, Or night-time antics will be Discovered at morn!.
I can fly across The world in just a few hours. Beat that, everyone. Completely, utterly, randomly random. (Completely and utterly mean the same thing, by the way)..
3rd following strikes again. My newest follower, @carlbarrett, followed me third. I'm getting really freaked out by this... Edit: Err, he's just left....
I interrupt my steady flow of #OBR to bring an important announcement to all Minecraft players. Earlier this week, I asked if anyone had heard of a Minecraft character called Void. Nobody did.
That's 50 plus 20, which were #strangely the two other follower notifications I posted - 20 followers and 50 followers. Thank you @Bluegerbil because you were the 70th. :).
I should reveal my own face. I mean, everyone else is doing it. Terribly bad quality from my iPod, so sorry if you wanted more clarity. Meh... look if you want to see. :P.
I think this should be an official Opuss Repost Day. Repost anything you like or want others to like, and have fun. #RepostDay.
My two latest followers had me as their third follower, and they had each followed 21 people. ... I feel very strange. @misseliz95 @sarajanekeenan Thanks!.
Look out everyone, 'cause I'm going to do some INSANE reposting. :D.
Herobrine kept running through the trees, groaning with exhaustion and disappointment. How could he have been so stupid. He had walked right into the invader's base, unnoticed.
Another spawning error. This one is relatively quick. I was walking around in a desert on survival (which is a rather bad thing to get yourself into), and found a cactus.
Damn it, I was so stupid this time. I was fooling about with Single Player Commands, and then irrationally decided to try and obtain a record. I switched my game mode to survival.
*For Minecrafters* have you ever heard of Void. This is just a #QuickSurvey to see if you know him. If you do not know him and say so, then I will explain who Void is in a future post.
Completely random thought from my head. Basically a spy team obtains important information and celebrates while driving back to HQ. Spy 1 (not holding the steering wheel): We're on a roll, guys.
A Parody of the Minecraft Adventures Part 1: Introduced to a Creeper It was daytime in the world of blocks as me and my mentor, Tom, strolled happily through a forest of green hills and rushing...
I had to find shelter to at least look after this vixen. There was no way she was dead. No way. I kept running, every step with a stronger purpose.
Another reason why not to go on Hardcore mode - and it still involves creepers.
I wonder if there's an @everyone on this app... *checks* Yep..
A reason to never go on Hardcore mode. :D I was walking along a large plains biome when I ran into a creeper. It hissed at me, so I ran backwards.
Damn football, I'm going on Minecraft. :D ...I'm really unsupportive..
When you try and find the tag #WriteMoarStories what results do you get.
Yes. I've been on enough to post 101 good Opusses (I had deleted some Opusses I later found stupid). So... I have a question. When you hear or see '101' what is the first thing you think of.
My news bar has suddenly been overloaded with TOO MANY NOTIFICATIONS. I can't keep track of it all. *sigh* Still, it's nice to see a good reaction to my ideas. Thank you everyone. Zorua XD.
What I am NOT celebrating:. 100 Opusses. Rank Increases. What I am celebrating:. 101 Opusses.
If you see a brilliant story just hanging around, suggest that the writer tag it with the great #WriteMoarStories to spread the word and get Opuss writing MOAR STORIES for EVEN MOAR ENJOYMENT!!.
Poems are the abundant posts on Opuss - but we need more stories. Write, great Opussians, write more stories. Tag them with this to pass on the message. Repost if you want to spread the word.
First time I've done this smiley. XD.
Damn it, Opuss just CRASHED. I hate my addiction, love Opuss itself :P.
I have been searching through the huge variety of Opusses on this amazing app and found a recurring pattern (Or something like that, can't remember the word).