Crazy

@ua-209

TRUE...MAYBE

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age.

@RealMahomie

'Roses' Roses are red, the grass is green, I want you in my bed, if you know what I mean;-) 'Slap you' I didn't slap you...I just high-fived your face.

@taffy01

What I Want To Do/say

Idiot: Lol I just told suzy who you like. What i wanna say: Omg. Thats so halarious, i just posted a picture of you dancing i ur underwear on facebook. Arent we funny?.

@SianRLD

No! It's...

Those first two guys who thought Superman was a bird or a plane... Why were they so excited?.

@drmangle

Origami

Is it just me or dose everyone become an origami expert whilst on the last peace of toilet roll!.

@taffy01

Poop Flingers

They say monkeys are one of the smartest creatures ever. So, that must be why they fling crap at us right?.

@maddybook

Like If

you ever have really needed to get up for something important but thought- €*^% this. Im staying in bed!.

@ua-209

WTF?

If it wasn't for electricity, we'll all be watching TV by candlelight. -George Gobel I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.