Ashish
Don't ask me who my father is,. don't ask me what contacts i have,. don't ask me what car I drive,. don't ask me what watch i wear,. Instead, asks me,. which forests have I trekked in,.
Oh opuss, you're really smart and recommendation worthy, but you having humour and funny as two different categories, is just the stupidest idea ever..
Is there a reason why iphone cant do what watsapp does. If its about the money, Im more than happy to pay 50p extra for an iphone!!.
I'm just amazed at the nerve of over weight people, repeatedly telling me to be less gym and protein shake obsessed !.
As a child, I was afraid death was the worst thing that could happen to me, till I got a proper job..
Love might be blind but, Lust wants to see some lingerie..
Welcome to life. It's an amazing experience but, I'm afraid you wont get out alive..
How long does a man need to be lost for, before he admits he's lost?.
Women are like mobile phones: They like to be held. They like to be spoken and heard to. They break easily. Some times they just start acting up for no reason.
Men also have feelings, for example we can feel hungry!.
Pain is temporary but muscles are...shit. They too are temporary..
I'm sorry if you confused me with someone who gives a shit. Talk to my ass it might be able to help you out..
Don't like this if no one likes you..