Hands On

@robmoff

How To Impress

Don't tell me you're funny, make me laugh.

@paternostro

Rich & Poor

Some people are so poor all they have is money.

@Honor13

Lesson 101

Never pick a fight with someone who buys ink by the barrel. Be generous to ones who show love to you and appreciate the wonderful thing they do for you.

@geohow

Frac IT!

Frac It. Now Fric It!.

@CaptnMorgan

Effort Is Nothing

The market does not care how long you worked on something or how well you did it. Effort is not rewarded. The market cares only if what you've done is a fit for their needs. - workhappy.net.

@klangversuch

Ears

He had behind his ears..

@cocowhoever

YOU KNOW THE DRILL, NO MORE FRILLS. PAY THE BILLS..

@Fabianaco

Las corbatas de los muertos

No entiendo, sigo sin entenderlo, jamás lo entenderé; son hombres de negocios, con trajes caros, corbatas de colores y enormes relojes. Están muertos. Y no lo saben....